town on Long Island where the only two things you can get accomplished are:
1) getting drunk
2) getting a manicure
(and i dont mean that in a bad way!)
1) getting drunk
2) getting a manicure
(and i dont mean that in a bad way!)
floral park town layout:
5 bars and 3 nail salons in a 2 block strip
playing the one mile radius game is just impossible.. scholars lost these facts back in the 60's)
5 bars and 3 nail salons in a 2 block strip
playing the one mile radius game is just impossible.. scholars lost these facts back in the 60's)
by Jameson Fallon McCarthy November 09, 2006
Best town in the history of Earth. Drinking all day and all night. Have the best place on Earth in the heart of the town, Belmont Park/Racetrack. Floral Park Memorial High School as of 2008-2009 school year was rated top 50 high schools in the country, including private schools. Great athletes, great scholars, while managing to drink 5 days a week in the summer and basically the same during the winter. Have a mix of every kind of person you can possibly imagine but in the end, all Floral Parkers.
typical day in floral park, go to belmont, get your afternoon/evening going right, lose 20 bucks on the ponies, get angry after that so you drink more, walk over the racetrack illegally so u dont have to walk around, go straight to town where you will start at any of the bars and end up going to all of them to find the crowd, do some drugs afterwards, taxi home
by 50 beer king May 26, 2009
A nice suburban, upper-middle class neighborhood. Half of Floral Park belongs to Nassau County and the other half belongs to Queens. Floral Park is also home to the best bakery on Long Island, Buttercooky Bakery.
I'm looking for a home in a nice upper-middle class neighborhood in close proximity to the city. Any suggestions?
Yeah, try looking in Floral Park.
Yeah, try looking in Floral Park.
by karma12 March 23, 2010
by FLORALPARKLUV May 13, 2022
Come on now all you cool Floral Park Village rats, stop spending your time in computer class in what you call a high school and recognize how lucky you are to have the coolest band of crime fighters in America saving your asses from the animals in South Flo Po and Elmont on a daily basis. It is only because of these modern-day Marvel heroes that you can even walk the streets at night without having your iPods and expensive mommy-bought cellphones grabbed from your manicured (even you boys) fingers by your neighbors from the south! Flo PoLICE are the men!
by Rob K, Esq. January 04, 2008
a town with a bunch of horrible kids, they're all grimy. most of them wont get anywhere in life. especially the little girls who walk around town and pretend to be drunk and think they live in the OC, oh wait they dont think that anymore because it isn't the latest trend.its also full of kids who think they're tough and live in the ghetto. they have no lives and just sit in "the square" or wendys drunk and/or high.
by you guys are bad August 25, 2006
a horrible little town that shouldn't exist. floral park is one of the most dumb, stupid and boring places on earth. everyone that lives there is extremly two-faced. this wouldn't be too bad but the sad thing is that they all deny being two-faced.the girls are sneaky hoe bags and the dudes are emos and wanna be gangsters. they all put themselves on a high horse because they think they are better than everyone else because they live on long island, when in reality.....they don't."flo po" should be taken off the map.
"omg you guys, we're so cool because we're from floral park! all we do it drink and get high. we're almost as retarted as real long island kids!!"
by jackie-ooo August 06, 2007