Turning fapanese

When you make a dumb face while masturbating, usually involuntarily.

My grandma walked into the bathroom and saw me turning fapanese. I think she liked it.

by CWB71 February 4, 2016

Fapanese

The art of performing a ritual between two people, using Japanese elements such as sashimi covering the body while holding wasabi at the tips of their chopsticks. For full effect, please wear Japanese Kabuki makeup.

Hey baby lets perform some fapanese in my dojo to psy's gangnam style.

by BBJ Pokemon master September 11, 2013

Fapanese

When your life revolves around constant fapping, so much so that you develop calloused junk and hands, your skin turns pasty white from spending so much time fapping, and your palms get hairy.

That dude spends so much time in self pleasure he is turning Fapanese!

by MadProf June 27, 2017

Fapanese

What teenage boys in the middle of puberty and lonely old men jerk off to because they haven't actually spoke to a girl in their lives, or even lost their virginity, so they resort to jerking off to some cringey anime porn.

Fapanese people are cringey and lonely losers

by UltimateDoge March 16, 2021