dippy flippy

A male who is to scared to be in a relationship so instead gives dull reasons as to why he isn't in a relationship.

Steve: I'm just not into her, Bob.
Bob: Stop being a dippy flippy & ask her out, Steve.

by sdlmao05 May 15, 2014

floppy dorito

It's the sex position where the man and the woman form a triangle. During the course of the Floppy Dorito, they hit all the sides of the triangle. The center is the center of a lollipop, it's equivalent to a cow bell.

Person 1: How was it man?
Much cooler Person 2: Man, we hit all three sides of the Floppy Dorito.

by Zandzy_AFT April 11, 2016

floppy dolphin

1. n. A floppy dolphin has been administered when an unexpecting sleeper is awakened by a sharp slap from a semi-erect penis. The key is a penis that is not fully erect (which would be the billy club), but erect enough to be meaty. The result is a whipping action that can leave a mark.

Andy: Was Paul angry that you gave him a savage floppy dolphin last night?

Nick: Yes he was. In fact, Paul says he and three others will come when I least expect it to give me a flogging of the dolphins

by Lations September 24, 2007

floppy dick syndrome

Floppy dick syndrome is an occurance where by a man who has a rather large penise wears athletic jogging pants or shorts but does not wear supportive under garments which causes his penis and testicles to becom free and floppy as he walks. Causing the appearance of a floppy dicke

Large genital/floppy dick syndrome men at gyms and jogging... Ewwww that guy must have floppy dick syndrome...

by Sir Floppy Dick November 18, 2013

flipsy doodle

When you are having sex in missionary, and she finishes. So you flipsy doodle her over and hit it from the back till you cum.

Her : i just came and now I'm tired. Lemme flipsy doodle for you
Him: good, but ima pull ya hair too

by Dogecoindaddi November 15, 2021

floppy donkey

Pertaining to something loose and having an overwhelmingly amount of elasticity

That doing one-eyed hooker was like screwing a floppy donkey

by Patrik McGroin May 24, 2008

Floppy Diks

An intentional misspelling of Floppy Disk to give a pun to the Floppy Disk and a Floppy Male Genital, which is also misspelled as "Diks."

A Floppy Diks is used to store 1.4 Megabytes of data.
A Healthy Dik, however, can store hundreds of Terabytes of data.

by Liltle January 28, 2021