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Flicking The Old Bean

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Exercising the “wit center” of one’s brain, through the use of spoken or written words, where the stated goal is to play with language, rather than to effectively communicate a specific idea itself.

Sometimes referred to as "Vocabulary Masturbation."
Chris and Jesse do a lot of flicking the old bean every Wednesday while drinking beer.
by jRiddle December 21, 2019
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Another way of saying waxing pole, choking the chicken, cranking hog, or spanking your monkey. AKA masturbating
I walk into a sperm bank for some extra money, all I gotta do is start Flicking Bean The Long Way!
by #LOCKEDIN March 2, 2026
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Flickin' the bean

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Hey dude ... I walked in on Susan lst night and she was lying on the couch flickin' the bean.
by Joey Provalone January 24, 2003
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Joan came home from a hard day at school and went upstairs to relax and started flickin the bean.
by whoreme September 26, 2006
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She was flickin the bean in the bathroom before her shower
by Sailormike June 26, 2018
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flickin' the bean

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Manual stimulation of the clitoris during or before the act of intercourse, to facilitate orgasm.
I was worried she wasn't gonna come, so I started flickin' the bean and she moaned like a five hunderd dollar whore.
by Glen O Hawkins July 22, 2006
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