flat tire

a girl's boob that is smaller than the other one

"Do you think Lisa's flat tire is even an a-cup?"

by tracy99887 January 3, 2008

flat tire

Stepping on the back of someone's shoe so that they have to put it back on. When I moved to Los Angeles peaople were calling this a "wedgie," but that's plain wrong! A wedgie involves whitey-tidies and a display of upward force.

That bastard gave the blind guy a wedgie during a fire drill.

by Fred the nerd February 4, 2004

Flat tire

A girl with a flat ass

That girl has a flat tire

by Antistheoneandonly December 17, 2014

flat tire

Noun

Slang for 'half flaccid penis' or 'incredibly small and useless penis'. This is said to originated with the Tourette's Guy.

You Have a flat tire.

by misterissues June 11, 2009

The Flat Tire

The sound that one makes when irritated, frustrated or just pissed. Very popular in the urban world. Sounds like a leaking tire.

The Flat Tire:

Cop: Put your hands on the car.

Urban Kid: Psssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss maaaannnn (imitating the sound of a leaking deflating flat tire)

by Snakepliskken November 19, 2017

flat tire

A sex act where the male intentionally loses his erection.

I totally gave this chick a flat tire last night. She was pissed, but at least it wasn't a blow out.

by Josh Hug December 4, 2009

Flat tire

Hand in Texas Hold'em, a jack-four. Derived from:

Q: What's a jack for?
A: A flat tire

I have a really crappy hand that I shouldn't be playing, but it has a clever name. I love flat tires.

by bs May 13, 2005