flarping

The act of utilizing Flarp around a public location, such as a store or supermarket. The sound that Flarp makes can be performed numerous ways, very creative ways, in order to confuse any pedestrian. Flarping is a soon-to-be art form that includes three crucial pieces: the sound, the execution of the act, and the response/reaction of the victim.

Mike: "Hey Hunt, what are you doing this weekend?"

Hunt: "I'm going flarping with the guys. wanna come with us?"

Mike: "Fuck yea! I was hoping you would ask! This means a lot to me bro!"

by L3M0NZ April 4, 2008

Flabbinous

When a guy/women has quite a bit of fat but is still a sexy beast but also very strong and there fighting technique is to sit on you

OMG have you seen that flabbinous

by NinjaJstar June 26, 2016

Flaring

A sexual practice used by those into pain/sexual experimentation were small amounts of lighter fluid are placed on the bellies of both individuals and at the moment of shared orgasm it is lit, creating light, in the dark, heat and some pain. Closing the bellys together extinguishes the flame but there is a challenge in holding out as long as possible. Newbies protect themslevs with a layer of vaseline to get the heat but not the burn.

Related but on the other side of the spectrum from SPLOSHING.

This chick was beyond sploshign and way into flaring.

by Shane Bishop September 3, 2005

Flarting

The act of simultaneously farting whilst flirting.

"Oh man, Zac was flarting last night wasn't he?"
"Yeah. He smelled like shit".

by flarting April 30, 2014

Farbing

(Verb): Spending time with Farb in a recreational manner. Activities suitable for Farbing may include (but are not limited to) frolf, bowling, playing guitar, hiking, and homebrewing. Competitive stakes are highly recommended while Farbing, though not a requisite.

I was Farbing at Northampton Bowl the other night with a few Gold T's, when suddenly we were surrounded by a flock of girls who had forsaken their sketchy Masshole boyfriends for Farb's masculine musk and superlative bowling skills. Farb graciously acknowledged their presence, then rolled a 300 and carved his initials on Evan's forehead. It was, all in all, awesome.

by BG2009 April 23, 2008

flarinet

A clarinet plus a flute

“A clarinet plays with the flute” mr. smith “ this is a flarinet”

by Guardish child March 9, 2018

Flabbing Shit Twister

When a 70+ year old female flops her saggy titties on your face, while twisting your nipples, while you shit on the floor

Derek: “My grandma lost her denchers and won’t stop nagging about it.”
Joe: “Oh she left them over at my place right after she gave me a flabbing shit twister.”

by Iloveyoujonathon May 15, 2018