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Urban Frustrationary

When you are searching, searching, searching through random selections in the Urban Dictionary and become continually frustrated by the overwhelmingly mediocre entries you happen across, the U.D. morphs into an Urban Frustrationary.
"Man, I'm sick of all these entries about jerking off. What an Urban Frustrationary!"
by an non January 19, 2009
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fistathon

A fistathon is my favourite pastime. When a man and two or more women have a group fisting session, the man usually fisting both there vaginas at once, or a man fisting a woman while she fists another woman. Let me get this straight, the man is the fister, not the fisted. It is done gently and creates a special energy also known as fist nirvana, which fisters find quiet surreal and epic. fist on!
Lets go to pumpkin tits house for a four-way fistathon!
By the fistfull!
It will be fruitfull!
which nobody can deny!
by aussie fister April 27, 2006
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masturbation frustration

the feeling a man gets when is is about to ejaculate his load everywhere, but has to hold off at the last second for another reason
"dude why is Johhn McEnroe always so angry?"

"I think its cause he gets masturbation frustration before every match he plays cause his trainer nearly walks in on him"
by mr man1992 December 6, 2009
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fustration

It's the way a total dipshit pronounces "frustration." Asshole dipshits.
I am a total dipshit assbag and it causes lots of fustration to everyone I be knowing.
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sexual frustration

A build of of stress, due to lack of sex.
see also blue balls.
by nic P November 2, 2004
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Coffee Filtration

When one sucks off another, then as male is about to ejaculate, he states his predicament to the partner who promptly places a thin layer of material, i.e undergarments, over the penis. At this point, said sucker places mouth around partners penis. The penis holder then spurts his 'sex wee' through material. Sucker then sucks semen through material causing filtration. Pleasure ensues.
1. " .... Amy totally gave coffee filtration to me last night!"
by That camel April 5, 2009
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Textual frustration

The feeling one gets when no new text or voicemail alerts arrive for an extended period of time.
textual satisfaction
It's like my phone is dead; I think I'm feeling some textual frustration.

I'm sorry, I'm just a little textually frustrated because I haven't been texted all day.
by JoseFrijoles May 15, 2010
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