The first time prisoner defense is a self-defense move which involves pooping yourself or your pants in order to avoid being raped.
This can be done by both men and women in any context, but was popularized as a grimy prison tactic.
This can be done by both men and women in any context, but was popularized as a grimy prison tactic.
"Damn, I heard George is going to prison for murder. I hope he brings lube hahaha"
"Hahaha I hope he tries the first time prisoner defense out."
"Hahaha I hope he tries the first time prisoner defense out."
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Get the titanic for the first time mug.An even more versatile version of "That's what she said". Used to draw attention to a non-sexual phrase that could be interpreted sexually. Can be used by both males and females to refer to a variety of situations.
"Man, I don't think it'll fit in there."
"Sounds like my first time."
"I was so sweaty aftwerwards."
"Sounds like my first time!"
"How am I supposed to put this thing on?"
"SOUNDS LIKE MY FIRST TIME!"
"So then my mom came in and spanked me."
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"Sounds like my first time."
"I was so sweaty aftwerwards."
"Sounds like my first time!"
"How am I supposed to put this thing on?"
"SOUNDS LIKE MY FIRST TIME!"
"So then my mom came in and spanked me."
"Sounds like my first ti- Oh."
by Pandos February 12, 2013
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Faraz: Just like my first time...
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The phrase has become popular recently and is used to describe females and males alike who try to dress fem, but who's masculine traits always shine through.
The phrase has become popular recently and is used to describe females and males alike who try to dress fem, but who's masculine traits always shine through.
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