by fapper20 May 4, 2009
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A person who endlessly denies that they fap when they are questioned about it....but when they get home.....they proceed to fap.
Me: Do you fap bro? I know I do when I get the urge
Guy: Hell no you loser! I have too many girls on my nuts for that
Me: (This guy is probably a closet fapper)
(Later that night) Guy: What porn shall I view tonight?
Guy: Hell no you loser! I have too many girls on my nuts for that
Me: (This guy is probably a closet fapper)
(Later that night) Guy: What porn shall I view tonight?
by GuysThinkAlikeDotCom August 17, 2012
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Get the The fappen mug.When a Tranny receives a BADDDD clit job causing it to hang like a meat curtain... Also resembles a dolphins flipper.
"Man after all that bread Bradalika spent on 'her' sex change I can't believe he ended up with a piss flipper
by cMoneygRip January 30, 2009
Get the piss flipper mug.(Adjective) - Refers to any type of shoddy, low-quality, quick & cheap "cover-up" work done by someone who "flips" houses for a living.
Cheap-ass "work" that is done to cover up defects in a house just long enough to fool the next buyer or home inspector. When finally discovered, correction of the problem usually involves more work than would have been necessary to do it right the first time.
Phrases typically utterred during the actual performance of this work include "Good enough for now!", "It'll work!" or "Fuck it, I'm not going to be living here!"
Examples: Covering up mildew infested, rotted bathroom walls with paneling; using duct tape to fix a leak in a pipe then covering it with pipe insulation; painting around/over a switch/outlet cover or light fixture.
Very closed related to nigger rigged
Cheap-ass "work" that is done to cover up defects in a house just long enough to fool the next buyer or home inspector. When finally discovered, correction of the problem usually involves more work than would have been necessary to do it right the first time.
Phrases typically utterred during the actual performance of this work include "Good enough for now!", "It'll work!" or "Fuck it, I'm not going to be living here!"
Examples: Covering up mildew infested, rotted bathroom walls with paneling; using duct tape to fix a leak in a pipe then covering it with pipe insulation; painting around/over a switch/outlet cover or light fixture.
Very closed related to nigger rigged
"Check out this flipper-quality work!" Steve said to his friends as he showed them the half-ass plastered-over cardboard and crumpled up newspaper patch in the drywall from where the bedroom door handle had punched through before.
by JLB2629 January 4, 2010
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