Finger

To sign an NHL player to a ridiculously dumb contract.

The Leafs just gave another old player a Finger type contract. Haha.

by Hf boards July 3, 2008

Finger

A finger is a person that keeps telling someone to put their dick away.

John: Hmmm, what should we do now?
Finger: John, put your dick away John.
John: What?

by DinglingFrito September 7, 2022

Finger

Finger is a word meaning dick when you don’t want to say dick

And his finger looked oddly crooked

by Nerdgirl3000 November 29, 2018

Finger

A thing that is used for pleasing the womens small point between their legs

Mom:Can u use ur finger on me?
Son: sure, how fast do u want my finger to go?

by Inside ur mom April 18, 2023

Finger

Usally stuck in someones ass

Me: ready to be fingered
ur mom: Ahh harder

by Samal on 69 June 7, 2020

Finger

The act of going to the library with your friends to stick your hands in bowls of razorblades and then lick the blood off each other's hands.

Damn, it's cold out.
Yeah.
Hey! Wanna finger me at the library?

Sure! I'll get the razorblades if you get the bowls!

by muphingurl545 March 9, 2011

Finger

A packed blunt. Called a finger due to the shape and size of the blunt.

Dude this is such a finger. I can’t fit the bandaid around.

by Commonrolls March 28, 2020