Filipino Time

An excuse for arriving anywhere from 30 minutes to 3 hours late to any party, meeting, or hanging out. Only exclusive to Filipinos, this is the standard time any Filipino will arrive to. Many people of other races hate it, because most of them will arrive on the marked time.

Jack: Dude, where's Nick?
Paul: Oh, he's on Filipino time. Expect him in a few minutes to a few hours.

- a few hours later -

Nick: Sup guys!
Jack: Dude, WTF? Why are you so late?
Nick: Filipino time.

by BISONpride December 2, 2010

filipino spaghetti

a style of cooking spaghetti which includes adding ketchup, processed cheese, outrageously red hot dog slices and 5 pounds of sugar (for every pound of pasta). it's so wicked, it could survive an atom bomb dropped directly overhead.

Newscaster: Breaking news, North Korea has sent a missile armed with nuclear warhead towards us!

Mom: kiddo, let's go to the bomb shelter now!

Kid: but mom, i'm still eating a filipino spaghetti!

Mom: just leave it there, it will survive, trust me.

by hipro October 16, 2011

Daks (Filipino)

It is a Filipino term used to associate with a larger penis or dick even if it is not in erect mode. It is also used to refer to a person with an average-sized dick. It is originated from the Bisaya word "Dako" meaning 'big' or 'large'.

The opposite of Daks is "JUTS"
-a smaller dick even if it is in erect mode. Originated from a Bisaya word "Dyutay" meaning small.

Bai, ang akong amigo kay nakit-an nako nga nag dula sa kinatawo. Daks baya siya.
English: Bro, I have seen my friend doing a masturbate, he is daks indeed.

Daks (Filipino)

by JacobLovesMe January 21, 2021

Filipino weed-whacker

Going to Asian salon and getting a penis wax.

Dude I hear they give Filipino weed-whackers at Asian Boy salon!

by righteousconsumption October 21, 2014

Filipino Fun Timer

A person of Filipino descent that enjoys extreme sports, mainly mountain biking.

Lets hit those trails with the Filipino Fun Timers!

by express75 December 27, 2018

filipino fish fuck

When two filipinos have sex, preferably the idaho spud fuck position, and the man inserts a special goldfish from the filipino rivers into his penis hole, which allows his sperm to become fish eggs, immediately turning the female ovaries into coral reefs upon impact

My girl doesnt want to do anal so I gave her the filipino fish fuck to teach her a lesson

by Bcay43 March 18, 2015

Filipino mom

The type of moms that tell that plan your whole life for you. They will likely tell you to become a doctor. If you make a mistake, they treat you like you're the stupidest person ever. They will also tell their life stories about how life in the Philippines is so hard and how they studied so much and graduated. If you get bad grades, they talk about your future and how your cousins are nurses.

Oh you have a Filipino mom? I'm so sorry for you...

by anonymousfilipino April 27, 2017