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Filipino Fun Timer

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A person of Filipino descent that enjoys extreme sports, mainly mountain biking.
Lets hit those trails with the Filipino Fun Timers!
by express75 December 27, 2018
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filipino fish fuck

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When two filipinos have sex, preferably the idaho spud fuck position, and the man inserts a special goldfish from the filipino rivers into his penis hole, which allows his sperm to become fish eggs, immediately turning the female ovaries into coral reefs upon impact
My girl doesnt want to do anal so I gave her the filipino fish fuck to teach her a lesson
by Bcay43 March 18, 2015
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The type of moms that tell that plan your whole life for you. They will likely tell you to become a doctor. If you make a mistake, they treat you like you're the stupidest person ever. They will also tell their life stories about how life in the Philippines is so hard and how they studied so much and graduated. If you get bad grades, they talk about your future and how your cousins are nurses.
Oh you have a Filipino mom? I'm so sorry for you...
by anonymousfilipino April 27, 2017
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Filipino water pump

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After eating hot Filipino food , you go and shit it on to your girlfriends stomach while she jerks you off
Hey dev ,Alex gave me a really solid gift for my birthday,he shat on my chest while I jerked him off ,he called it a Filipino water pump
by Alexandevo March 13, 2018
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Filipino Time

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means always late ... a filipino culture ... its like always coming late to a meeting ... especially in parties or when friends are going out ... most of the time 1 hour late or even more ... and when you call them they will lie that they are on their way already and almost there ... but the fact is that they are still @ home getting prep up...
Pinay 1: (on the phone) where are you already you're already an hour late?

Pinay 2: (still getting dressed @ home) I'm on my way there i'm near already...

Pinay 1: Ok! make haste!

**Filipino Time**
by mahiligsaEtits April 20, 2009
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filipino rage

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Filipino Rage is a anger that can only be summoned from those of filipino decent. The rage may result with yelling in a demonic-like voice, and the person gaining incredible strength.
Guy1: Did you just see that kid rip that desk in two?
Guy2: Yeah, he's got some mad filipino rage.

"Power level over 9000!!!"
by TheRevolution19 January 24, 2007
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Half Filipino girl

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The hottest type of mix, especially when half filipino half white
Danng that Half Filipino girl is HOT
by THat sensation! February 8, 2008
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