flex tape

Jesus.

"Flex tape. Okay, have you heard about this stuff? I mean, this is basically- Have you heard of Jesus? Well, even he couldn't do as much as Flex tape apparently."

by underageanimegunfurryschoolgir February 8, 2018

Flex Offender

A flex offender is someone who has been accused of flexual harassment. They flex so hard that they make others around them feel violated. Registered flex offenders are not permitted within 50 feet of a school zone.

"Wow dude, that guy has light up wheely crocs. He even has a Minecraft t-shirt"

"Yeah, he's a registered flex offender"

by Registered_gamer June 8, 2019

filetburger

1.A burger where the buns have been replaced with bacon wrapped filets.

2. The greatest meal you will ever eat.

This filetburger is delicious, and yet also filling.

by Captain perfect November 30, 2013

First File

The awesome fan following of Terry Goodkind. We are the steel against steel, so he can be the magic against magic.

Dude, have you read Wizard's First Rule?

Duh! I'm a member of the First File!

by danica42 September 7, 2012

The X-Files

A show about a unique couple of FBI Agents who solve crimes of the unexplained. Possibly the best show ever created.

The X-Files was an awsome show, long live Mulder and Scully.

by Sarah December 9, 2003

brain flex

Promoting oneself or degrading another by means of intelligence. Usually over social media.

This liberal snowflake tried to brain flex on me.

by Findpeacewithginger February 25, 2017

Flex

Showing off your valuables in a non-humble way

Man 1: *drops wallet* shiiiit looks like my 2 bands fell out of my wallet
Man 2: dont be flexing on me like that nigga

by xD-anomaly-Dx July 30, 2017