Few

A fake Jew.
A person who isn't a Jew but they identify as being a Jew.
Few is portmanteau of Fake and Jew.

The creation of Israel was a reforming of the tribe. Any Jew that hasn’t moved to Israel has abandoned the tribe, and is not a Jew anymore; the covenant and religion doesn’t apply to them anymore; the person is not a Jew they are a Few.

by AnonDoxy May 4, 2024

Few

Few is a proportion of the total population of a object.
Numerically few is greater than a couple

He Took a few apples and gave a couple of them away

by anonymous February 16, 2026

Few Understand This

A Twitter statement indicating one belongs to an exclusive club of those suffering from the Dunning-Kruger effect. Typically occurs following a statement that most, save the person who wrote it, understand.

"Self-criticism is essential for self-enhancement. Few Understand This."
- Professor Scott Galloway

by onlyoriginal609 May 7, 2021

few extra pounds

A euphemism for a "lot of extra pounds"

Her personal ad stated "a few extra pounds."

by SyntacticSugarDaddy December 28, 2005

Few fries short of a happy meal

a much more humorous way of defining your friend as retarded.

Friend 1: Donny is eating paste...

Friend 2: Yeah, he's a few fries short of a happy meal.

Friend 1: dude i got in a car crash yesterday

Friend 2: did you survive!?

Friend 1: your a few fries short of a happy meal arent you?

Friend 2: ....... "o look a butterfly"

by Johanusburg October 14, 2011

Few apples short of a fruitcake

A snowclone to express that someone is either stupid or crazy. The standard format is "a few X short of (a) Y", the idea being that Y is something that, with a few X missing, is not so good, and in the case of a person being compared to such, that something is "missing" in their thought process.
This one in particular has the appeal that fruitcakes involve nuts, thus further solidifying the point that the person is nuts themselves.

Did you see how Bob just flipped out over nothing. Is he having some sort of psychotic break?
Yeah, he seems to be a few apples short of a fruitcake. Might be best to keep our distance.

by Twisted Code March 23, 2017

few scoops

Drinks with the boys

Barry: “What’s the point I’m going out?”

Larry: “Few scoops man”

by masterblaster_69 September 13, 2018