Purple Ferp

A purple penis, usually occurring after rough sex.

Alfredo had a purple ferp last night.

by QueGer December 2, 2011

ferp juice

Noun: Any spilled or otherwise created liquid resulting from a derp.

-guy spills water-

His friend: LOL FERP JUICE!

by cheddarz March 14, 2011

Purple Ferp

A big floppy purple object.

Jorge was slapped in the face by a purple ferp this afternoon.

by Tr3429 November 9, 2011

ferp

A person with little social life or popularity who hangs on to any shred of affection; also someone who smells bicycle seats.

"Oh my gosh, I just said hi to Fred and now he won't stop following me."
"Ew, he's such a ferp."

by Dolittle Kumquat August 30, 2018

Ferpes

Furries with herpes (furry herpes)

Person: You got ferpes? I’m surprised you even managed to get laid

Furry:…

by :/- November 26, 2022

the ferp jar

The jar used to contain and preserve debris from ferping such as brain matter, bone ash, bodily fluids and goon juice for later consumption.

“Yo bruh we was ferping in that bitch crazy, pass me the ferp jar dawg because I got hella brain smeg on my shit and I’m tryna clean ts(this) off .”

by ThoseWhoKnowSigmaBalkanRage March 3, 2025

ferping

The act of Eiffel towering someone’s head by drilling a hole in the back of the skull for one person to put their dick into such that it can fuck the brain. Then proceeding to have two men insert their penises into the head, one through the mouth and another through the drilled hole, allowing the tips to be moving in opposite directions inside the head of the drilled individual.

Yeah, me and Thomas were ferping Connie the other day.

by ThoseWhoKnowSigmaBalkanRage March 1, 2025