Purple Ferp

A purple penis, usually occurring after rough sex.

Alfredo had a purple ferp last night.

by QueGer December 2, 2011

Purple Ferp

A big floppy purple object.

Jorge was slapped in the face by a purple ferp this afternoon.

by Tr3429 November 9, 2011

ferp juice

Noun: Any spilled or otherwise created liquid resulting from a derp.

-guy spills water-

His friend: LOL FERP JUICE!

by cheddarz March 14, 2011

Ferp

The act of sticking your own dick into your ass and cumming in order to feel pleasure and rejuvenate your body using its natural juices

I’m ferping right now, it feels so good!
Wanna have a group ferp sesh later?

by fuhuhluhtoogan1 April 26, 2024

ferp

A person with little social life or popularity who hangs on to any shred of affection; also someone who smells bicycle seats.

"Oh my gosh, I just said hi to Fred and now he won't stop following me."
"Ew, he's such a ferp."

by Dolittle Kumquat August 30, 2018

FERP

An acronym for the phrase "Fire Engine Red Pubes." A descriptive term for the pubic hair of a red-headed person. It is used as a noun, but can be used as both a nickname for a person or in direct reference to the subject.

Nickname: Hey FERP, how was your weekend?

Noun: Hey, you've got a FERP caught between your teeth.

by Professor_FERPS March 2, 2024

the ferp jar

The jar used to contain and preserve debris from ferping such as brain matter, bone ash, bodily fluids and goon juice for later consumption.

“Yo bruh we was ferping in that bitch crazy, pass me the ferp jar dawg because I got hella brain smeg on my shit and I’m tryna clean ts(this) off .”

by ThoseWhoKnowSigmaBalkanRage March 3, 2025