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Chris Ferguson

Guy that runs a FaceBook page/account under the same name. He works at McDonalds and can often be mistaken for Sanji from the anime "One Piece" due to his beard and hairstyle resembling the character. He is well known by many in the FaceBook community for his witty puns and jokes, rants/discussions involving Japanese anime and manga, and founding the two FaceBook groups, "2D is the way to be" and "Church of Lewds", which showcase non-pornographic yet erotic girls from cartoons and video games, and essentially the pornographic version of the aforementioned genre, respectively. Some of his most memorable catchphrases are, "I'm pussy?", "Dio Brando did nothing wrong", "Your gonna regret unfrindending me :/", and "this dick". He is overall a very funny guy, who's just an average joe like the rest of us, struggling to overcome the hardships of middle-class white society. He can sometimes become depressed easily, but that doesn't matter because his loyal followers can always cheer him up. Unlike most butthurt fandom elitists, Chris is able to openly admit the flaws and downsides of the franchises that he admires, always trying his best to be objective during his discussions. He had even admitted to having some traits of a weaboo despite not being one. He's good natured, sometimes too good natured, and often he becomes self-depreciating and often spirals into depression. The only way to get on his bad side is to give too much shit to Naruto or JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.
Chris Ferguson was all pissed off last night because too many people were commenting on his push-up challenge video, in which they all demanded to get nudes of his sweet booty.
by Noushbag May 27, 2015
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sickly ferguson

The act of having oral sex so vigorously with a partner that she vomits.
"mah nigga what happened with that chickenhead you was mackin last night?"
"yo i gave that bitch a sickly ferguson."
"word?"
"yeah bitch musta ate a pound of government cheese."
by akmatic January 29, 2010
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Fergus

1. Demigod: a person with great powers and abilities.
2. Devine Human-Being with Godlike features. ie. Chiseled jaw, blonde hair, blue eyes, defined abdominal muscles and broad-shoulders.
3. A masculine given name.


Meaning: "Of Manly Strength" and "virility"

Origin: Ireland, Mt. Olympus, 'The Heavens'.

Reference: Ancient Greek History, Gods Amongst Us, Irish Legend.
Quotes of Ancient Greek Literature as recalled by the U.S Department of History...

Aphrodite: "Fergus has the gift of all attraction, his creation fabricated through all things desireable in perfected balance and purified."

Zeus: "Fergus is the substance of Mount Olympus. He shall forever be part of what Olypian men are made of".

Hercules: "Fergus, my brother" Ref. Unknown.
by Prof. Sara Lee Silberman October 28, 2008
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Craig Ferguson

Sexiest funniest man alive/on Late night television with a Scottish accent.

WATCH HIM after David Letterman on CBS
Me: OH MY GOD did you watch Craig last night?
Someone else: I KNOW HE WAS SO SEXY AND FUNNY LAST NIGHT! I LOVE THE LATE LATE SHOW WITH CRAIG FERGUSON!
by iPanickedTGG September 1, 2009
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Ferganistic

A type of approach that some teachers use frequently when teaching a lesson (most common in US studies). It's where a teacher goes so deep into an example it is as if there is no turning back to bring the conversation back to the original topic. This deep example starts to feel more like a crazy tangeant. It often makes students forget what class they are in.
Colleague: What? How did we go from talking about American industrialization to talking about child prostitutes in US history?

Other Colleague: Oh that's just Mr. Phoenix's ferganistic approach to that topic. Don't worry he fully prepares you for the exam.
by HiggyBare January 9, 2017
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Fermunda Cheese

The accumulation of sweat, dirt, grime, and stank under a man's ball sack after the daily grind. Usually far to potent for the possibility of sexual acts such as fellatio. See also duck butter.
Ew Rich, I can't give u some knobber because that fermunda cheese is atrocious.
by Chris_P September 1, 2008
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Fergus

Fergus, often mistaken for Hercules and sometimes even Zeus, was the "Brad Pitt' of the Godly Universe.
Hercules: "Fergus, my brother, teach me how." (It is uncertain as to whether hercules and Fergus really were brothers or not. Most-likely not).
by Allison Stokke October 29, 2008
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