fender

noun. A male's penis. Since a bumper is known as a female's butt, it only serves right that the fender be in the front, hence the penis.

When a bumper meets a fender it usually means that someone is screwing someone elses brains out...unless in the circumstances that clothes are still on then there's just excessive grinding and/or dry humping

Damn if you keep rubbin up against me with that huge bumper, my fender gonna tear that up!!!

You gonna cause a fender bender if you keep that up.

by Uncensored Reality January 7, 2010

fender

a folded piece of foil that you smoke meth on... always dull side up y'all!

hey pass that fender

by Missy J November 29, 2006

Fender

A musical instrument manufacterer that makes guitars, bass guitars, amps, etc. Rivals to the brand Gibson

Guy 1:Whoa dude this new fender guitars is sooo awesome!
Guy 2:Dude i just got a Gibson guitars its soo awesome!!
Guy 1: I hate you -_-

by Dioxide112 July 10, 2010

Fender

Female Gender Bender

OMFG VIKI's A FENDER!

by Tsi's September 21, 2008

fender

1) One of the shittiest and over-hyped guitar companies in the world.

2) In addition to #1, they suck.

Jerry: "Craig, I just bought my fagbaby a Fender!"
Craig: "Nice job, dickwad, now he's going to be just as gay as you."
Jerry: "WHAT?! What do you think I should have bought for him?"
Craig: "A Rickenbacker."

by TehMonny May 14, 2007

fender

When you are coming off an extreme swamp hangover and nothing but the most unhealthy food will get you back on your feet

Bro #1: holy shit man that party in the 'Cuse was loko
Bro #2: ya dude im pretty sure I still can taste the chunder from this morning, could totally go for some fender right now
Crazy Carney: Well howdy-do folks how about some good 'ol 'merican deep fried oreos!

by ragnar117 February 29, 2012

fender

fender makes shoes....

fender sux ass

by spoonalliance April 23, 2007