fauxmedy

An intentionally false or misleading piece of curative advice, usually for comic effect.

-"Rubbing peanut butter on your feet will cure athlete's foot."

-"That's just a bullshit fauxmedy."

by b3njam3an January 7, 2009

Fauxed fool

To deceive, fool or trick the eye, an illusion... what you see is not always what you get.

"Fauxed fool" is 2010 Olympics Snowboarder, Scotty Lago's faux head.

by Beach Belle February 21, 2010

Fauxneck

Someone who appears to be a red neck to protect himself from his dubious surroundings, but is really brilliant and cultivated beyond measure.

Ransom is a fauxneck.

by Inlikewithafauxneck October 4, 2012

Fauxnee

Fauxnees are people most commonly millenials, born in the early 80s to mid 90s. In real life they appear to be dishonest or incapable of having real life relationships, seem to lack the ability to be intimate, and are often disguised as selfish or non present partners, and always come off polite or shy, but still give their loved ones the sense they are disliked, hated or dishonest. Really they are actually capable of the highest level of intimacy, love, honesty, devotion, and especially epic romance, but only if the relationship is sustained through phone contact and other devices and doesn't have too much real life interaction that might easily scare them away.

Pam: I think my boyfriend hates me or maybe he's cheating?
Kelly: no Pam, he's just a fauxnee, kick him out and then text him, see if you get better communication, or search some key words on Twitter maybe u will find some fake profiles of him talking shit about you to his new girlfriend"

by Nightcarlie April 8, 2018