FATASS 

one or more listed below
1. someone who is fat
2. someone who eats a lot
3. someone who is lazy
4. someone who is greedy, especially when it comes to food

u know.... a fatass

oh my god jack, you ate the food you fatass

FATASS by aznfatass June 21, 2007

Fatass 

1.(adj.) A person who eats food like it's going out of style (i.e. frequently and in large quantities).

2.(adj.) A person is needlessly overprotective of his/her food.

3.(adj.) A lazy person- an EXTREMELY lazy person.

4.(n) A derogatory term for a person that is overweight. (such a person would have a very fat ass - hence the term).

5.(n, adj.) Any person that expresses any combination of the four traits above.

1. Person 1: I'm hungry.
Person 2: But you just ate 4 T.V. dinners half an hour ago!
Person 1:Ionno, I'm still hungry.
Person 2: Man, you're such a fatass.

2. Girl: Can I have a french fry? *Takes Fry*
Guy: OMG! NO! *snatches fry and hides french fries*
Girl: Jesus. There's no reason to be such a fatass.

3. Billy was such a fatass that he felt the need to drive his car to the supermarket down the block.

4.(on the subway)

Anorexic 1: Oh my god, look at that fatass over there! He's taking up two fucking seats!
Anorexic 2: If I was that fat, I would just kill myself right then and there.
Fatass: Look at those two waifs sharing the seat over there. Eat a sandwich, skinny.

5. -

Fatass by dont i know June 20, 2009

fatass 

A Person who has more than 1 chin and has big ass man tits bigger than any porn star and a stomach the size of a blue whale also will eat anything it comes in contact with.

"MIKE you fatass lose wieght!"

"No I like being fat jeezzz."

fatass by Eric Shawn August 8, 2006

fatass 

An insult given to only the fattest people who deserve it most.

If you are so fat you can't see your toes if your able to look down, then you're a fatass.

fatass by skinnydipp34 January 25, 2012

fatass 

Nearly half of the people in America. Maybe more.

Dude that guy's a fatass.

fatass by sXe vGe April 30, 2010

fatass 

The act of eating a lot more food than everyone else in the group, causing everyone to call that person fatass.

Little Jimmy had three bags of candy and a large soda at the movie theater, so everyone, including his parents called him a fatass.

10 years later, Little Jimmy entered a middle school hot dog eating contest. Little Jimmy gobbled up record high 676 weenies, shattering previous record of 325 set by Michael Moore and tied by Rosie O'Donnell. Everyone, including the president of hot dog eating contests, called Little Johnny a fatass.

Another 10 years later, Little Jimmy finally moved into his own apartment where no one could judge his eating habits. Little Jimmy ate 62 big macs to celebrate. Despite dying of a clogged anus the next morning, nobody was around to call Little Jimmy a fatass, so technically he was not a fatass.

fatass by susepenederes December 24, 2009

fatass 

A derrogatory word used to describe an overweight person.

"You're such a fatass."

fatass by Emi Suicide February 16, 2007