When someone or something refuses to cooperate, or be a smart, decent human being without an attitude. Farty is pretty much indescribable, you just know when someones being farty, its like a 6th sense.
by Ween Patrol January 03, 2005
Bully: How's it going FARTIS
Faris: WOW! You're so funny and quirky for saying that, it's not like that hasn't been said a million times!
Bully: Haha fartis go brapppppp
Faris: WOW! You're so funny and quirky for saying that, it's not like that hasn't been said a million times!
Bully: Haha fartis go brapppppp
by Myst Colors August 05, 2020
Someone who's sweet natured but slightly ditzy. An attractive quality in a girl but less so in a bloke.
by slaggamuffin July 11, 2008
An expression used to describe a person with halitosis or bad breath. This can range from someone with mildly unpleasant bad breath because they’ve been up all night and haven’t had a chance to brush their teeth to someone with a real problem. You know the sort of person I mean, their teeth look like the bones of animal carcases or the weathered moss covered tombstones in a neglected graveyard; and their breath, oh lord their breath, it smells like a cross between rotting fish and the decomposing faecal emissions of a diseased pig and should be declared a biohazard.
by AKACroatalin July 13, 2015
When you sit on the toilet because it feels like you have to take a massive dump, but all you do is fart for 10 seconds or more continuously.
I thought I was going to drop a soccer ball sized turd in the sears but all I did was let out a 14 second fog horn blast of Farty Poo.
by XF_Golden AKA ItsGotPoohOnIt December 02, 2008
When one sits on the toilet with an exceedingly uncomfortable sensation in their bowels expecting to release a large amount of excrement, but instead only releases a trumpeting blast of gas lasting for ten or more seconds
I thought I was going to crap out a soccer ball but instead I disturbed the restuarant with a fog horn sounding farty poo that lasted for at least 15 seconds.
Upon exiting the restroom I was greated with uproarious applause.
Upon exiting the restroom I was greated with uproarious applause.
by Golden AKA ItsGotPooOnIt December 05, 2008
by EZZZZZZZZZ345 January 05, 2018