Describes the beneficial status of someone's passing gas, such as the timing, quantity/odoriferousness, decibel-volume, etc. of said whizzpopper, which gave you an unexpected break; perhaps it allowed you a "second chance", covered some other embarrassing/revealing noise, changed the subject, relieved an awkward silence, etc.
Unexpected anal-eruptions can also be decidedly "UNfartionate", as well, such as when you're in the middle of "delicately" undressing a hot chick in preparation for sex, giving someone a massage or soothing/comforting embrace, etc.
by QuacksO May 30, 2019
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Get the farthonheckle mug.A fartdouken is a farting technique used to gross out a friend and amuse others. It is performed after the act of a fart by taking both your hands and cupping them directly in your crotch area to scoop up a good amount of gas, then close your hands together and raise up to your mid section in a hadouken pose, then expel into your friends face and yell fartdouken!!
Friend: Dude what's that smell?
You: What? You mean this? Fartdouken!!
Friend: Dude that's gross!
You: Hope you like the taste
*Then laughter proceeds for all, except one.
You: What? You mean this? Fartdouken!!
Friend: Dude that's gross!
You: Hope you like the taste
*Then laughter proceeds for all, except one.
by Gary Teabags January 25, 2011
Get the fartdouken mug.1) This is a device attached to a robot that allows a robotic being to fart as a normal human being would.
2) A smelly orgasmic noise.
3) Potentially a new race in skyrim thats added in a future mod.
2) A smelly orgasmic noise.
3) Potentially a new race in skyrim thats added in a future mod.
A Fartron could apply to one of the following examples:
Robot cleaner 1) Intiate fart command now Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that computes better.
Bob: whoa jessie you smell really bad today and your makeing spastic noises, do you feel really happy or something today?
Jessie: Nah just having a smelly orgasmic noise day.
Baldaur the brave: Whoa was that me, sorry guys lets all have another round
Angry Dwarfs: Ye smelly git, i no like your race now git out of ouar tavern before i stick my blade up your corkhole.
Robot cleaner 1) Intiate fart command now Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that computes better.
Bob: whoa jessie you smell really bad today and your makeing spastic noises, do you feel really happy or something today?
Jessie: Nah just having a smelly orgasmic noise day.
Baldaur the brave: Whoa was that me, sorry guys lets all have another round
Angry Dwarfs: Ye smelly git, i no like your race now git out of ouar tavern before i stick my blade up your corkhole.
by smelly bob weasel 3000 December 15, 2011
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Dan was fartdancing on the table.
by Menderah February 21, 2009
Get the Fartdancing mug.Right before you have to poop you fart intentionally trying your hardest to get all the stink out so you don't stink up your bathroom. (note: this is before you are in the bathroom and your must be sitting down.)
by WittySmitty6969 June 20, 2011
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