Fapfic

A fanfiction, short fanfic, only written so the author (often a suethor) can masturbate to it. Most of the time it consists of the main character (a Mary Sue, Gary Stu or general self-insert) being in a relationship with their favorite character(s) from a series, having sex with them, or both, along with a crappy plot which is supposed to hide the main purpose of the fic but fails at it. Some fapfics, though, are just clever parodies, written by trolls.

Examples include "My Immortal" or "Brewdening Love".

A: Dude, have you read My Immortal? It sucked!
B: Yeah. What a fapfic.

by The Angry Mob October 26, 2009

Fardin

Cute,sexy,hot brace never gives up if you are a Fardin you will have dark hair and dark eyes you are a decent height

Aliakbar is Fardin

by cute,sexy and strong December 29, 2017

Fairfield University

Small Jesuit school located in Fairfield Connecticut. 95% of students are carbon-copies of one another, not that that's a bad thing. They are generally prep school graduates, attractive, white, very wealthy, moderately intelligent, with a super-human capacity for alcohol. Some may consider these kids snobby, pretentious, and privileged. Requirements for admission include but are not limited to owning a pink vineyard vines polo, sperrys, daddys credit card, mommys credit card, a trust fund, anything pastel, and some sort of alcoholism. For the girls, as many black leggings and rompers that can be fit into a draw.

One fairfield University kid to another:

Person 1:What should I wear to the beach today?

Person 2: Your polo and sperrys

Person 1: How are we going to get there?

Person 2: I will put the uber on daddys credit card!!

by sean1233 October 25, 2017

Nashville Farbies

Nashville Farbies are the unmistakable clothes that today's country music ''stars'' wear in an effort to look country.

Farbies comes from the phrase ''Far be it from me to say anything about how ridiculous you look!''.

Did you see the Academy of Country Music Awards the other night? The Fathers of Country and John Wayne would turn over in their graves if they saw all these young wannabes wearing Nashville Farbies!

by Sturdy Danny McGee April 30, 2010

Fairfield Hills Hospital

Mental Hospital located in Newtown, Connecticut which closed in 1995. It includes over 50 large brick buildings located on over 100 acres with underground tunnels connecting the buildings. Loaded with cops because of the people who try to sneak in. Extremely haunted, with a large number of deaths due to 'unknown causes'

Jess: We should sneak into Fairfield Hills Hospital

John: Yeah, lets go..

Norm: Hellz Nah bro's, there's still bodies in there and the po po is swarmin the place

by j3ssme0w December 28, 2009

farbin

A beautiful name for a girl . A girl with the name Farbin is a girl that wants the best for everyone and she is a genuine and beautiful person from her heart. She has gone through many problems but she never starts beef with anyone. She doesn't want people to be in the same place where she has been cuz it's bad and she believes that everything will be alright one day. I swear when you get a Farbin then never let go of her or ever make her feel sad because she doesn't deserve it at all! She is always in her own thoughts and she is quite shy but when you get to know her, she's the most crazy person you have ever seen! She adores the people who respect her and will always treat them good however even if she is an incredibly kind person, she still has her limits. She doesn't get annoyed easily and will always have your back no matter what happens! And she loves wearing clothes that have the colour black and over sized jumpers!

Have you seen that new girl?! She is an absolute farbin and I am so jealous of her!

by help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee October 28, 2017

Fanfiction

1. Noun; nouns coming before it often act as adjective ("Warhammer 40,000 Fanfiction"). A story based within a pre-existing world, which may or may not include canonical (canon) characters as major or minor actors. Usually also includes non-canon characters, commonly referred to as OCs among the community. Though technically canon characters are also OCs, stories that focus majorly or entirely around OCs are considered 'OC fiction', or 'OC stories.' Many OC stories allow readers to submit their own characters to the story, though it's wise to do some research before hand to avoid having your character butchered.

There are many fanfiction writers out there who do genuinely amazing work with fanfiction, especially with stories which involve no canon characters. It's very difficult to butcher a canon character's personality if they're not present, and it's fairly easy to remain true to lore in most cases.

Unfortunately, there's also a lot of horny idiots who write fanfiction so that they can see their favourite characters having sex, even if there is no way this would ever happen in the source material ever. There's also a fair amount of fics that turn otherwise well-rounded characters into complete Mary Sues (see the fanfiction written for Homestuck's Vriska--actually, don't; I don't want to responsible for making anyone cry), or which completely ignore established canon in favour of headcanon.

1. Fanfiction.net is full of both excellent and terrible fanfiction.
1. I was about to read the Homestuck fanfiction, but then I saw the words "All Vriska ever wanted was to have friends" and threw my computer out the window.

1. I submitted my carefully thought-out, asexual, sociopathic serial-killer OC to an OC story. Three chapters later, she was rescuing babies from wells and kissing random girls, and I was contemplating suicide again.
2. The close-minded asshole refused to even contemplate reading fanfiction, because he thought the above examples were all there is in fanfiction.

by Snowskeeper April 4, 2013