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Fasterbate

The act of taking a laptop to the bathroom with you in order to relieve yourself after relieving yourself.
"David, why are you taking the laptop to the bathroom?"
"I'm just going to fasterbate, mom!"
by veovis88 June 26, 2009
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fasterbation

The Act of masturbating really quickly, Fasterbation.
Kyle: I'm gonna go fasterbate
Myself:....
Kyle: Fasterbation chubs.
by Adrian, haha August 28, 2009
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Nykøbing Falster

is a southern Danish city, seat of the Guldborgsund kommune. It belongs to Region Sjælland. The city lies on Falster, connected by the 295-meter-long Frederick IX Bridge over the Guldborgsund waterway to the island of Lolland. The town has a population of 16,464 (1 January 2011). Including the satellite town Sundby on the Lolland side, with a popualation of 2,872, the total population is 19,336.
Nykøbing Falster was founded around a 12th-century medieval castle.
by damnliza August 16, 2011
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Farterbox

An Irish slang term for a persons anus
Wank me off with your farterbox
by timmyb2000 May 30, 2009
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Fasterbate

To flap ones nostrils wildly or in a circular motion.
Hey Kenda! Where were you yesterday?

Sorry i fasterbated so hard yesterday I passed out.
by Sir doody foody August 7, 2011
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fasterbate

fas-ter-bate (n)
to refrain from masterbation (in any form) over an indefinate period of time, usually for the purpose of building anticipation of ones next masterbatorial or sexual experience, and to increase ones personal pleasure thereof
I was tired of not feeling anything when my girlfriend blew me, so I fasterbated for a month. When I came she almost drownded. Shit was so cash.
by Zing Zing Zingbah August 19, 2011
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fauxterboat

the act of placing one's head in such a position for photographs that may lead someone to believe that person A is motorboating person B, when in fact there is no physical contact between the two parties.
My mom was upset when she saw a picture of me fauxterboating (verb) Sue because she thought I was making a bad drunken decision and these pictures would eventually come back to haunt me.
by A Train 2285 June 17, 2009
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