False horny alarm

When you feel horny and masturbate but after failed attempts of climaxing it turns out you just weren’t in the mood

*person tries many times to climax while masturbating but they later find out they just weren’t in the mood*

Guy: I guess it was a false horny alarm

by Nobody1995 August 15, 2021

False alart

When you think you have to shit but it turns out just to be a fart.

Nothing came out but gas, false alart!

by cjvialpando July 6, 2022