A Toronto urban myth, supposedly a large half man half bear that breathes fire and has the ability to manipulate your mind in a way similar to large quantities of LSD. Supposedly has fought a pack of wolves, a tiger, a lion, and the three bears simultaneously. Also said to have survived being hit by a moving truck, the truck was destroyed, he didn't have a scratch.

I'm sick of hearing all these stupid exaggerated stories about "Faisel Jaffer" clearly he didn't do any of this stuff, and clearly hes not a real person

Faisel Jaffer by Shin Ta November 10, 2008

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failest

the art of when someone does something so epically FAIL that they just fail at life.

*Cristina tries to push a chair onto the carpet*

Carol: "Wow your attempt to push a chair onto the carpet was the failest thing i've ever seen"
Emily: "Yoooo let's go smoke some more bud!"
Cristina:"you try"

*Carol successfully pushes chair onto rug*
Ergo, failure.

failest by supergroup May 11, 2008

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fainted

A epic Minecraft gamer that is also a commentary channel his channel mainly blew up when he posted The dark side of Pokimane which is now private rip, also I love his how is Twitter free series

Me-“Do you know Fainted” Random person-“ohh you mean our lord and savior”

fainted by DrDepression August 30, 2019

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sexy faise

promotion to being a hoe

girl, you my sexy faise now

sexy faise by crackapopcan February 5, 2009

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