fabsofuckinglutely

Like absofuckinglutely but gayer and with more conviction.

"Gay marriage should be legalized universally"
"Fabsofuckinglutely!"

by HappyPerpetualFappy February 12, 2020

fawesome

short for "fuckin awesome"

Dude, did you see me hit that dolpin with that egg... that was fawesome!

by Bubba October 13, 2003

fasoobs

Fat Saggy boobs that fall to the sides aka Flapjacks. with windshield wiper nipples that rotate in circles.

The Fasoobs on that girl were disgusting.
Her fasoobs touch the floor.

by CJK<3 September 25, 2007

Fabsolute

Combinded & condensed version of "Absolutely Fabulous"

That Rush concert was fabsolute!

by Jeff D July 28, 2004

fapsock

The one sock, which lost its identical twin, that is used solely to masturbate efficientely and quietly. In addition, this piece of equipement replaces the use of tissues, containing the semen. After proper hanging and drying, the fapsock is reusable. One can possess multiple fapsocks.

- Hey bro, can i borrow you some socks?

-Yeah, just don't take these, they're my fapsocks.

-.... Oh.

by kwikscoper July 4, 2016

facesook

Someone who is feeling sorry for themselves and wants all their friends to know about it, so posts a sulking message on their facebook status.

Usually to gain attention or to gain sympathy.

"What's with Jane's facebook status?"

"Don't worry about her, she's just having a facesook"

by Roy2009 July 18, 2009

Donald Faison

Donald Faison is the second main character on NBC's sitcom Scrubs. JD's best friend who has diabetes and a saucy latina wife Carla. JD and Turk (Donald Fasion) own a stuffed dog Rowdy. They met in med school and lived together for twelve years.

Was on the show Clueless and was a lifeguard in real life. Great at napkin improv.

Mackenzie: Who is your favorite black actor?
Madison: Donald Faison! Next to Zach Braff that is.

Turk: You know, I never get chocolate cake.
Elliot: Oh, right, cause you're diabetic. Boo hoo. You know Turk, if you want sympathy, get a disease people can see

Carla: What if we have a son and he wants to dance?
Turk: He can dance if he wants to. He can leave his friends behind. Cause his friends don't dance and if they dont dance then they're no friends of mine, (music plays) (Turks goes off dancing the safety dance)

by madisonmorgan May 26, 2009