faileosis

the time in which an individual fails a multiple amount of times within a certain time.

Girl 1: UGH, i'm so upset.

Girl 2: Why?
Girl 1: Well, this morning I woke up late, then my car wouldn't start. I ran a stop sign trying to get to work and then got a ticket for running it. on top of that, after i ran the stop sign i had to brake hard and i spilled my coffee on my white shirt!
Girl 2: dang, i think you got a case of FAILEOSIS!
Girl 1: Thanks alot, jerk.

by tiataquito May 5, 2009

failentologist

some one who fails at almost every thing

rob: did you get my coffee?
tim:sorry i forgot...
a few hours later:
rob:so tim forgot my coffee this morning
jimmy: tim is such a fucking failentologist!

by why are muffins illegal? October 18, 2009

failed abortion

A failed abortion is someone who is so detestable, it should have been noticed before they were born and dealt with.

For some reason, they held on...

"He did what? Man, he's such a failed abortion."

by Beliatilo September 19, 2004

failed talking stage

were you was talking to someone and it dont work out at all

dang i’ve been through so many failed talking stages its fucking crazy

by failed talking stage June 9, 2022

Failer

Algerian slang for flawless being, often used to describe a genius who cannot be fooled who FAILS your attempts to deceive him, or can be used to describe someone who excels in multiple aspects and is extremely handsome .

Mohammad : i finished reading Aristotle's The Nicomachean Ethics, finished Dark Souls with zero deaths, just finished studying and now I'm gonna hit the gym .
Ahmad : you really are a Failer aren't ya' ?

by UltraEdgeMaster79 April 15, 2021

Failed Society

The whole uk, mostly london. Cringey people, wannabe gangsters, when you say something about their country they get triggered like dumbasses

Nigga: Yo whats a failed society?
His owner: London or the whole Uk

by Britishpeopleareretards November 12, 2022

faceless ayato

Faceless Ayato reffers to a group of videos on tiktok, in which a russian player downloaded genshin from a sketchy website and now the game is haunted by an entety many people call Faceless Ayato. Ayato is a character in the game and he isnt supposed to appear as of when they are in the game at the moment. When you look at the videos, you can see the front texture of his face isnt there, but his eyes are. That is why they call him faceless. Never the less, this is probably only a creepypasta but that is still interesting. To see the translated videos, on tiktok the username of the translator is @bububimi_

A: Bro, Faceless Ayato is in my game!
B: WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU DOWNLOAD IT FROM?!

by randomwitch69 November 17, 2022