facemire

the only man who can walk on solid concreate, do a face plant and yet navigate stairs

this guy i work with is a facemire

by stoner352187 October 19, 2009

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Facetime whore

One who whore's around on Apple's Facetime feature on iPhone

just saw a facetime whore in the apple store

by Thatdudedaniel August 28, 2011

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Facetime and Pump

Like Netflix and chill but over facetime

Hey girl listen here why dont you hop on facetime so we can facetime and Pump.

by Wrefferoni March 12, 2018

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Poop FaceTime

To participate in a FaceTime conversation on one's iPhone or iPad while sitting on the toilet, taking a poop.
An evolution of the Poop Text

Andrew hates it when I poop text him, so I poop FaceTimed him instead!

by Pooptexter June 18, 2011

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FaceTime

A.) Using the FaceTime feature on the iphone 4 for sexual, hot, and/or naughty uses.

B.) Phone sex...OF THE FUTURE!!!!!

Me and my bitch was having some FaceTime, when my dog bumped open my door, scaring me. I dropped my iphone 4 on my mouth, chipping a tooth. I started to choke on a piece of the tooth. I started coughing really hard, and then I puked. My ho didn't know what was goin on, so she started freaking out. Needless to say, we don't fucks with FaceTime anymore.

by Rick Ross's moobs July 8, 2010

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