Facer Caveat

The limitations and specific stipulations that must be considered when asking a question where the expectation is that the answer will be skewed to impress the question asker.

Jacob: "I asked her if she liked mustaches. She said yes!"
Friend: "You forget the Facer Caveat! She is answering yes because she knows that is what you want to hear."

by HeyTeacher! October 23, 2020

Straight Facer

One who fingers the ass with a straight face

Yo Elijah you just got straight faced by the straight facer!

by Dank Stank September 16, 2016

Bag Facer

Any bag facing bro, typically of the Sigma Chi Fraternity (particularly of the University of Cincinnati chapter) who exemplifies characteristics typical of douche bag bros.

"What's with that salt eating sigma chi kid?"

"Oh, he's just a bag facer"

"That explains it, what a bag facing bro"

by Jack Zansen August 6, 2010

Fake-Facer

A person who knowingly uses someone, but refuses to show or admit it to others.

Person1: Have you said the real truth, that you don't like the family?

Person2: What are you talking about? I love hanging out with the family ;-)

Person1: We both know your a Fake-Facer, just admit it.

by JADS March 7, 2012

cement facer

A person who constantly stares at the ground usually due to insecurity.

sentence: Every time Chad gets near Mikayla he turns into a total cement facer.

by crudnuggets25 October 30, 2011

five-facer

A fivefacer is someone who is not only two-faced, fake, and or a backstabber but all of the above and then some...ect.

Man that girl is so fake she acts different with each and every person. She's such a five-facer.

by susanahanson662 May 2, 2020

Anti-facer

Someone who is opposed to seeing unmasked faces.

This store requires a mask for entry. They are anti-facers.

by shinsyotta May 29, 2021