Carolina Faceplant

When you're doing a girl from behind, and she has her hands up against the wall. You take one of your hands and swat both of her hands out of the way and then she goes smack into the wall.
I gave ya mama the carolina faceplant the other day. Don't give me that bullshit that yo daddy hit er!
by bojzzle June 12, 2010
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Dutch Faceplant

1. The act of passing out from a standing position and landing flat on your face, usually caused by excessive drinking or drug use.

or

2. When you get so high in Amsterdam that you black out while walking down the street and go face first into the cobblestones.
Dude, Mike got so hammered last night that he pulled a dutch faceplant...he even lost a tooth.

or

When I came to in the middle of the street after a dutch faceplant all my friends thought I had died.
by jeffisking20 August 17, 2010
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tacklebox faceplant

The act of piercing one's face so many times, it appears they have proformed a faceplant in a tacklebox. also see faceplant
"Holy Christ! Have you seen Mary lately?! It looks like she did a tacklebox faceplant!"
by TarantisticCthulhu May 30, 2006
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emotional faceplant

when you suddenly go from very happy to very sad, whether it be from something that happened (breakup, striking out, cockblocked) or coming back from a manic episode.
(Guy A) Dude, I was really doing well until I said something wrong. Now she won't talk to me.

(Guy B) Wow, emotional faceplant.
by impslayer July 25, 2010
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Faceplant Dance

A SEVERE beatdown, usually involving a trip to the dentist afterwards...
"That bitch fucked with me so much I decided to teach her the faceplant dance"
by Shiva196 February 27, 2012
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Fica Faceplant

when you face plant, trip, fall, lick cunt on accident or purpose. this occurs often with rowdy drunken shitshow behavior.
I was fica faceplanting all over roma last night.

That rug muncher was fica faceplanting on that bitch.
by Timmy Tequila October 9, 2007
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Scandinavian Faceplant

To have a terribly awesome crash skiing.

or

To go down on a chick from the netherlands.
Dude, i Scandinavian Faceplanted this chick last night and she squirted in my face!!
by warrenmiller September 28, 2010
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