Facebook 

What sadly counts as "socializing" now-a-days.

Alex- "I'm gonna spend 6 hours straight on Facebook!!"

Tom- "Why don't you go outside and interact with people face to face instead?"
Alex-"That's soooo going on Facebook! Seriously, Facebook quote of the year! That's boss!!"
Tom-"I was serious..."
Alex- "What are you, antisocial? Everybody does Facebook now! Having "friends" on the internet who I never see in my everyday life and sitting infront of a humming computer is interacting with people! I love Facebook!!!"

Facebook by BigLebowski'sRug October 27, 2009

Facebook 

A free public database for FBI and CIA...

This hacker got caught after being IP tracked from his facebook page

Facebook by JockerMann November 11, 2009

Facebook 

A once cool website, but now it seems a bit wierd. Virtually every "friend" I have is someone from my school who hates me, but tries to make me feel speical. They have a shit load of friends, and post photos of themselves plastered in makeup/drinking alcohol.

Also a very bad place to bitch about people. I was flicking through people's profiles (I was bored) and I caught sight of people bitching about me, as per fucking usual.

example 1
Me:*checks Facebook*
Some bitch:Hey babes. How you doing bitch. Miss you ;)

Example 2
Me:*checks a person proile*
Person 1: OMG have you read *insert my surname here* blog!! It's great!! ;)
Person 2: Haha, what a retard

Enough said

Facebook by hdioyhrefugsafueagfujs April 15, 2009

Facebook 

A social network that must be destroyed.

Facebook friends are just my internet friends. Most of them don't mean shit to me and I find myself on it everyday.

Facebook by D-techtive April 6, 2010

Facebook 

A website which never works, always breaks and has tonnes of privacy issues!

What website shall i join to get bored out my brains and have my photos and private info stolen? Facebook will fit perfectly for that!

Facebook by facebookbites June 27, 2010

Facebook 

The ultimate symbol of America's out of control narcissism. Quite possibly the largest waste of time in existence.

Courtney's Facebook status indicates that she is waiting for work to be over.

You mean like 250 million other Americans? Who gives a shit, who gives a fuck.

Facebook by Patrick McClatchey February 15, 2009

facebook 

WARNING: The new addictive drug that has devastatingly hit most colleges, universities, and highschools. The drug causes lasting effects: procrastination, swollen fingers, dropped grades, irritation of the eyes, increased need to add more friends to your friends list, and skipped classes. Be cautious, some think they are immune to the effects of facebook, until they try it and by then its too late. Protect Yourselves.

Know a friend thats hooked on facebook? Call this toll free hotline: 1-800-ILVFCBK, we have professionals ready to help you.

facebook by Kissabledimplz December 28, 2005