fwood

Fake Wood -- Medically or mechanically induced male erection (of the penis).

He took a lot of Viagra, and he has fwood all the time.

by H8TRADE June 19, 2011

FWOOF

“Funny Weird Fat Friends”

- spelled FWOOF and the abbreviation is FWFF

How to use FWOOF/FWOOFY/FWOOFERS

WE ARE FWOOFY!😎✌️
FWOOFY GANG!😎💰
FWOOFERS🤧

by Fwoofergang September 23, 2019

foom

Acronym for FOG OUT OF MOUTH in winters, when you can see your breath as vapor.

Megan: Hey! Is it winter yet?
Daniel: I am Fooming already! Must mean winter's here!

by junglee_janwar May 14, 2015

floombash

the act of placing one's hand into the anal cavity of one's body. Pretty much its mostly pertaining to (but not limited to) someone shoving their hand up their own ass (it is possible, just look around on the internet)

1. Jen: So, yeah, I just got the movie Rent on dvd, did you want to come over and watch it?
Bobby: Rent? I'd rather floombash myself with a hulk hand

2. Chris: Hey man, you don't look so good. You feeling ok?
Steve: Yeah, man I feel like shit. I feel like I just got floombashed by Wolverine.

by Em Owe June 30, 2007

Ah fooma

Ah fooma is what you call someone when they make a stupid decision. This could involve them getting injured or just making a stupid decision.

“Why did you just jump off your roof.. you are a ah fooma”

by Murphy Bennett December 19, 2018

Froomie

A froomie is both a friend and roommate. This term should only be applied when you have a really great, wonderful, ideal, exceptional, roommate who is also a very good (in some cases your BEST), honorable, terrific, and sublime friend. It should not be used if you have a good friend but they are bad roommate or if you have good roommate but they are not that great of a friend. In those cases, they are just your friend or roommate. If you have froomie, cherish them!

Sarah and Mary have been loyal best friends for five years and harmoniously living together for three years. That makes them froomies.

by Mimi1001 August 3, 2010

Fwoym

An expression of life; that which one vocalizes when feeling a surge of emotion in any regard.

"FWOYM!!!!!" "FWOYYYYYMMMMMMM!!!" "fwoym."

"yo man you trying to fwoym this?"
"uhhh....fwoym?!"

--When in Doubt, Fwoym it out!

by The Fwoyz December 15, 2008