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Fowl Language

The use of fowls' names as insults or clever ways of cursing innocently.
COCK! I'm using my skills of "Fowl Language." TURKEY!!!
by Kyle January 2, 2005
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fowl owl

a southern good ol boy who is always on the make for the local chicks of his town
that fowl owl is on the prowl...
by wordjones56 June 29, 2009
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Fowl: Fat Old White Lady

An old lady who loves to bake cookies on a Sunday morning.
It's not a bird, it's not a plane, it's a fowl: fat old white lady.
by DrSponge July 15, 2024
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Artemis Fowl the Second

The smartest person on the face of the planet. Artemis is Irish. As of 2010, he is 15 years old and nobody, not even the great child prodigy Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart has had a superior intellect.

Son of Artemis Fowl the first and Angeline Fowl, he comes from a family of criminal masterminds, and is said to have the highest IQ in Europe (estimated 200). Anyone who runs into him will be immediately hit with a vocabulary and intellect so large that you will instantly be afraid of him and his "vampire smile". He detests physical labor.

Master of psychology, music, art, chess, and many other subjects/ activities, Artemis Fowl also goes by the names F. Roy Dean Schillpe, Stefan Bashkir, Emnesy Squire, and many others.

Artemis, at the age of 15, was 5 feet, 5 inches tall, weighed 55 kilograms, and still managed to be the smartest person in Europe. He has dark, "raven-colored" hair, and deep blue eyes like his father.

He is the main character of the Artemis Fowl series by Eoin Colfer, though he is said to actually exist.
"Artemis Fowl the Second is on my fanfiction site!"

"No he's not, he can't be!"
"Well, he's got the highest IQ ever. I'm sure he could figure out a way to get on whatever site he wants."
Related people:
Artemis Fowl
Captain Trouble Kelp
Holly Short
by FMF Crazy for Colfer April 28, 2011
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Artemis Fowl

1. A series of books full of wit, intellegence, action and humor. Often dissed by the dim-witted.
2. Artemis Fowl II, the main character of the Artemis Fowl book series. A young boy genius who's chosen career is criminal mastermind. The only human to ever outwit the not-so-mythical race known as the elves. Kidnapped Holly Short, a fairy police officer with the Lower Elements Police Recon (I forget how to spell the full word), or LEPrecon.
3.Artemis Fowl I, the main character's father and rolemodel. Kidnapped by the Russian Mafia.
4. Greek goddess of the hunt. Artemis Fowl was named after her.
1. I am a great fan of the Artemis Fowl books.
2. Artemis Fowl is the most intelligent youth to ever grace the pages of literature.
3. Artemis Fowl turned over a new leaf after Holly and Artemis saved him.
by Darian December 24, 2003
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No harm, no fowl.

Everything turned out all right in the end, so now I don't have to give you a chicken. Only applicable in text-based situations.
Don't worry about it, no one died. No harm, no fowl. *hide bird*
by ShinyBones March 25, 2010
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artemis fowl

a very clever and action-packed book with many likeable characters and villians but if u can read and understand the book,chances are tht yur friends or cousins wont and think yur stupid while they stick to safe books like arthur.
ARTEMIS FOWL SERIES:

1.ARTEMIS FOWL
2.ARTEMIS FOWL:the arctic incident
3.ARTEMIS FOWL:the eternity code
4.ARTEMIS FOWL:the opal deception
5.ARTEMIS FOWL:the last colony (coming out this september)

a spinoff of the series called the artemis fowl files is also out
by amit tiwari August 20, 2006
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