Founding Officer

Soldiers Of Mercy Youth Ministry Officer that is in charge of overseeing and founding a branch of our ministry.

I am the Founding Officer of a Soldiers Of Mercy branch in Miami

by Soldiers Of Mercy November 4, 2018

Founding Father

When having sex with a person, upon climax begin to discuss your favorite founding father of the United State, his political views, and their views on the world today. It is a sure way to make the person you are in bed with never call you again. It is especially effective if the partner has no idea what a founding father is.

While laying in bed he discussed with her why Thomas Jefferson, his favorite founding father, and how his views on the role of government on personal freedoms would place a whole new spin on the dialog of civil rights today. He never saw her again.

by STD Revenge May 12, 2007

founding fathers

When you sperm in a girls hair and mix it up so that it resembles a white powdered wig.

Her hair was oily for weeks after she a got a founding fathers!

by Golf swinger on the daily December 15, 2016

Founding-Father

The act of pouring powderd crack into a Male's urethra, packing it down like a musket, and climaxing into a partner's mouth or nose

You know, I just had to give her ye ol' founding-father

by Chrombompulus Michael October 22, 2019

founding fuckboy

Alexander Hamilton

alexander hamilton, i hear he's such a fuckboi. the founding fuckboy

by cowlan January 13, 2018

404 Not Found

The screen of death

Oh shit, I just typed my website wrong and it says "404 Not Found". I hate the internet.

by Ashabeth October 20, 2008

Fuck-founded

The near comatose, mental state achieved after having enormous amounts of sex.
Usual symptoms include: laziness, permagrin, fatigue, and the inability to construct coherent thoughts or sentences.
The inability to mentally function after having marathon sex.

Jack "If you keep banging that nympho all day, you are gonna get fuck-founded."
John "I uh, uh. O man, I forgot what I was gonna say."
Jack "Damn John, you are totally fuck-founded right now!"

by bretsky247 April 28, 2013