Fitton

Verb: To do a Fitton is to accidentally ejaculate onto one's own face.

Happens extremely rarely during some sort of sexual act, when lying down. In the moment, bodily control is temporarily lost, and semen could be fired anywhere. When doing a Fitton, this happens to be one's own face

Did you hear about Billy? Kat gave him head, then he did a Fitton!

by J-kitchen January 19, 2011

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Fitface

Someone with an attractive face, a hot person

"Alright fitface, can i buy you a drink?"

by xrca350 January 28, 2010

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FIFO

Stands for Fit In Or Fuck Off

Fifo bro, just do you and don't be a faker

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FIFO

Fly in, fly out. As in people who fly to their workplace (usually for a week or two at a time), then fly back home. This type of work schedule is common in Australia, especially in mining companies as the mine site is often quite remote.

FIFO workers make good housemates.

by n3xia August 11, 2012

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FIFO

Abbreviation for "First In, First Out", and abstractly means that the first item placed into a container or list will be the first to be removed. The system is used by fine resturaunts like McDonalds in order to assure freshest average food quality, though it doesn't address the omnipresent "half of the stock is expired" or "the refrigeration temperature is too high" issues. It is noteworthy that many employees ignore the system altogether in favor of grabbing the most convenient box.

FIFO! FIFO! FIFO, FIFO, its off to work we go. *whistling* FIFO, FIFO, FIFO.

by Eidako July 1, 2003

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