dusty muff fisticuffs

When an elderly stripper puts her vagina in your face and you are left with no choice but to punch it into oblivion.

"I was at Wild J's on friday night and I saw your grandma."
"Oh, snap. Do your wrists hurt from the dusty muff fisticuffs?"

by xescapingedenx August 17, 2006

scorpion rules fisticuffs

A form of fisticuffs, perfected early in the new millennium by Master Salty. This form of fisticuffs is done by forming the hands in fists and curling the arms to the face, with the back of the hand facing your opponent. To strike, one must fling their hands toward the enemy (still facing them with the back of them) and hitting with the back side of the knuckles, much like a scorpion. This is done until one fighter submits.

Jim: Dude, how could you ask her out? I like her!
Bob: Well, I like her too...
Jim: only one way to settle this..
Bob: huh?
Jim: SCORPION RULES FISTICUFFS!!
Bob: WTF?!
*Jim strikes Bob many times*
Jim: It is decided! She Shall be mine!
Bob: WTF?!

by Patrick Earley July 7, 2008

fistacuffs

The act of fighting with bare fists

I challange you to Fistacuffs you hoolagin!

by Dapper Chap January 20, 2007

Fishticuffs

A fight or altercation after drinking up time in Pubs and Clubs around the UK and Ireland. These usually take place in, or around Fish and Chip shops/Fast food joints. Everyone coming from Pubs and Clubs are usually drunk and think they are invincible and are hungry for food and an altercation.

Tom- What the fuck happened you? What's with the 2 black eyes and stitches in the face?

Jim- I went to get something to eat in the Fish and Chip shop about 2am and a crowd of us got involved in 'Fishticuffs' with a few big dudes.

by Graham Wallace April 19, 2008

pisticuffs

n. A comical, drunken attempt at combat.

Those two blokes at the bar got into some pisticuffs.

by yO'Neill February 27, 2008

Fisticuffian

An obstinate purveyor of riotous brawling, the Fisticuffian dishes out belligerent vitriol with equal efficiency to his physical onslaught. A Fisticuffian is a violent bully, aggressive and rude, whose trouble making prowess is rivaled by none and envied by soccer hooligans worldwide.

Assaulted by a fisticuffian after leaving the coffee shop, Lord Witheringstonbury's walk back to Witheringstonbury Manor was complimented by both a black eye, and a battered ego.

by Vaun Fitzburgle December 14, 2008

fisticuff

Blows or cuffs with one's fist; a street fight.

Jack is down at the bar dealing out some fisticuffs to those bastards.

by yargh September 28, 2004