Chicken Fiddler

A complete ass hole who insists on getting chickens and placing them just a few feet away from my bedroom window, and then decides to start hosing them down at 6am every morning which makes them cluck like crazy and then starts digging around in gravel with a shovel! Basically a complete cunt...

Who the fuck needs to hose chickens down at 6am every morning tho?

OMG it's 6am and the chicken fiddler next door is soaking his chickens with the hose pipe again! Now they won't shut up clucking! Ahhhhh

Fuck you John!

by Pissed off neighbour February 24, 2013

ass fiddler

A gay dude. period. One who fiddles with asses

That fucking ass fiddler is wearing Capri pants and a pink camo shirt again!

by V dux September 5, 2007

Crotch Fiddler

One who fiddles the crotch, a chronic masturbator. One who jerks off compulsively.

Chris is such a crotch fiddler, no wonder we never see him any more.

by Chris March 13, 2005

dick fiddler

A woman who leads a man on into believing he's going to get some pussy, when really he hasn't a chance. Grown to popularity over words like tease because of the terminology "she played your dick like a fiddle"

Man, my best friend has gotten messed up with another one of those dick fiddlin' bitches...THOSE DAMN DICK FIDDLERS-She left him high and dry.

by bigpoppa20 May 23, 2006

Dong Fiddler

1) One who plays the skin flute or meat pipe.

2) One who takes great pleasure in playing with flesh bats.

Mouse: Hey Sal, your hair smells good...

Sal: Hey! Back off dong fiddler!

Mouse: I just wanted to be close to you! By the way, You look great in uniform...

by Sal-Da-Longshanks November 21, 2010

kiddy fiddler

One who likes touch and fiddle with unclothed, smooth, prepubescent, genitalia.

When I was a young boy my uncle, the renowned kiddy fiddler, pulled my pants down and fondled my unit.

by Timothy Tool November 8, 2004

Fiddler Crab

Refers to a man who masturbates exclusively and excessively with only one hand giving him an overly muscled forearm and bicep on only one side.

I could tell that fiddler crab was right handed because one arm looked like Mike Tyson and the other like Steve Urkell.

by Beaver Nibbler July 7, 2011