FDS

A deodorizing product derived primarily to cover the stench of a female's poorly tended genitalia. Prostitutes will commonly use it to hide the rank stench that wafts from between their thighs, and then huff it from the can when there are no trix to be had.

Jimbob: "Yo, bitch! WTF! Getcho stankin' ass in da other room an' FDS da shit out dat cooch o'yers!"
Sueann: "But Pa, I dun dat right after I screwed Billybob!"
Jimbob: "Did I ask about yer brother? I ain't puttin' my pecker near dat stank until'n ya FDS it!"

by Mojo the Rev. October 24, 2008

FDS

fuck damn shit.
A discrete and forum-friendly way of cursing.
Originally created (in this usage) by Ninja of the "dynamic superteam" kungfumosh (Lizzeh && Ninja, best known on quizilla.com for their caption quizzes).

AH FDS, I just slammed my finger in that car door

by makemefly September 5, 2008

fds

Term used by brazilians wich means "Foda-se!" (means "fuck you!")

- Hey dude, your shirt sucks!
- FDS!

by Shison January 31, 2008

FDS

Female Driving Syndrome

A syndrome affecting all women around the world preventing them from being good drivers. Running into stationary objects, parking accidents, and general reckless driving are all signs of FDS. It is currently incurable.

Guy 1: Hey man, what do you think happened to that car over there?
Guy 2: Looks like a case of FDS....

Officer: Sir, what was the reason for the accident.
Guy: The other driver suffered from FDS...

by Shion314 July 8, 2011

FDS

A Fat Dick Sandwich. From UWO.

why dont you go eat a FDS

by Bob rob February 8, 2007

FDS

when a male doesn't bathe he must use some funky dick spray

Elrod needed some FDS, because he didn't bathe.

by Simone Elrod April 20, 2007

FDS

fair doos, agreeing with

ballin is in the urban dictionary don't you know

fds

by el cwaino February 17, 2010