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1. A person who discriminates others based on facial features, (e.g. A person with small eyes, Burgandoff Brothers-level chin,)
2. What some fucking 5-year old thinks "fascist" is spelled like.
Mike is an absolute facist, he won't marry Sarah because she has a hooked nose.
facist by reelmsysdefs February 18, 2022

facist pig 

A person that thinks Jews are bad because they refuse to give them a damn cigarrete.
facist pig by Triggerboi November 29, 2016

facist police

Large network of 'disorganised muppets' who insist on finding organisation, rules, structed systems and pulling them apart.
The facist police carefully infiltrated virtually every organisation on the planet, and dissassembled them.
It won't happen to everyone.

christo-facist 

1. Somebody who sees the visage of the Christian savior 'Jesus Herald Christ' in everything they see.

2. A misspelling of 'Christo-fascist'.
Your mom sees the face of Jesus so often that she's a christo-facist.
christo-facist by I am not funny November 18, 2006

Aleks is a Facist 

Discord Mods, generally named Aleks, who are Facist
Aleks is a Facist, lets demoot him
Aleks is a Facist by gutz00 September 10, 2020

christo-facist 

The christo-facists almost succeeded in inserting the feeding tube into Terri S.
christo-facist by GerS January 4, 2006