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Solomon Fairbanks

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This is someone that is always in extreme danger of getting molested by big, hairy, oily men in their basements. Fortunately his musculature and gay sexuality make him enjoy this experience.
Dude I saw that guy walk into the house if Herbert. He’s a total Solomon Fairbanks.
by Milo Calorie January 16, 2024
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burnt down; was the subject of arson

in memory of four Fairbanks coffee carts which were burned down on the same day in 2017 at UC San Diego
There was a bigass spider in my room, so I fairbanksed the place.

The chancellor's mansion got fairbanksed last week, rip.
by trising April 18, 2017
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when a person (most commonly fairbank) askes you to do somthing that you do not wish to do, but because of the forcefullness of the person you can not refuse
after she had asked me to clean out her office i knew that i couldn't say no and that i had been fairbanked.
by Ann Nonomus December 7, 2006
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When one is so drunk at a strip club that you are actually falling asleep at the table, only to awaken to a stripper or random patron holding a one-sided conversation with you. Named after a popular strip club in Toronto.
Dude, do you remember anything about the strip club last night?

Bro, we totally fairbanked. I still don't know what that stripper was talking about before I swatted her away.
by A-Train404 January 24, 2013
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the state of being of or like Michael Eubanks
Dude, you're being such a fagbanks.
by alexander xeon June 8, 2013
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It's when a guy gets drunk off of smirnoff ice (yes, the girl drink) and literally asks a girl to give him head but she says no.
To pull a Fairbank is human, to actually get head divine.
by PhellyPhel April 24, 2004
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1. A word, generally used on the street, used to describe a lucrative business opportunity.

2. Something that is kosher.

3. An upcoming replacement to the slang term "sick" (used ironically to denote something that is good, or cool).
1. "I hear I can get £5 off my MOT at your garage?! My my, how deliciously Firbank!!"

2. "I'll trade you this plasma TV for that Go-Kart - don't worry, it's completely Firbank..."

3. "Aww mate, the new Ford Transit is FIRBANK as!!!"
by 4WD February 4, 2010
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