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fartwork

1. Busy work that does not accomplish anything.

2. Artwork that looks like the artist has no more talent than an infant.
"Our teacher assigns fartwork to keep us quiet during class."

"Dude! Monet's paintings ROCK. But that new guy's fartwork is just annoying."
by Ace Remingtom March 17, 2008
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Fatwagger

Basically a person who waggs school for the sake of eating, going out to eat, and feeding their needs.
You are such a fatwagger you bailed out on maths for cupcakes!
by Jia loves you! August 20, 2009
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factwards

Getting facts completely wrong.
The 45th President of these United States of American sure seems to have everything factwards.
by one 'f' Jeph January 23, 2017
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fatwa

A fatwa is any religious decision made by mufti (Islamic scholar who is an interpreter or expounder of Islamic law).
The most infamous fatwa is the one by Ruhollah Khomeini sentencing Salman Rushdie (Muslim essayist) to death - that's why most Western people see fatwa just as a death sentence, although it's more than that.
1. Mufti issued a fatwa concerning fast observance during Ramadan.
2. Khomeini issued a fatwa calling for Rushdie's death.
by Shuravi December 10, 2008
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Fantwan

A classic insult with a very vague meaning, often resulting in the victim of the insult left unaware that they have even been slayed. Fantwan is a somewhere between the lines of Fanny and Idiot but with a light Scottish twist.
“Wow Tiffany look at Eggmond over there he can’t even kayak in a lake”
“Ikr hes such a fantwan, he must be embarrassed
“Such a fantwan”
by Loose Sea October 15, 2018
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fabwamba

Very large and oversized.
That chick walkin' down the street is like... FABWAMBA!!!
by DJ Lubinski January 4, 2008
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fartwizzleshadyplonkouch

The kind of severe injury that results from taking a piss under a shady tree, and accidentally fart, thereby causing a dead branch to fall off the tree and hit you in the penis. (Usually this only happens to male type people because women don't piss against trees very often. Also most of them don't have penises, just penis envy). Not the kind of woody most guys would choose.
Doctor: I'm sorry, son, you've got the worst case of fartwizzleshadyplonkouch I've seen. We'll have to operate.
by neverhappenedtome February 4, 2010
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