F.U.C.K

Stands for Forum United Census Keepers, a group dedicated to finding every piece of important information in the world.

Person 1: Are you a member of F.U.C.K?
Person 2: No, but it sounds cool!

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by elitekillur117 February 20, 2004

F.U.C.K.

"For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge" was the official charge brought against prostitutes - of course, lazy law clerks would abbreviate the charge to f.u.c.k. - ing was later added to change the charge into a verb.

by Nimué LaMer October 14, 2003

F.U.C.K.

copulation, the act of thrusting one's genital into god-knows-what

i felt his loins hardened and there we fucked all night

by Aznplayerette October 14, 2003

F.U.C.K.

Once when a mighty knight was honor by the King, the King would give the knight his choice of a maiden. When the knight took his maiden to his room, the King would post a sign on the door "F.U.C.K." which meant "Fornicating Under Consent of King."

"Fornicating Under Consent of King" F.U.C.K.

by rwgoshen August 01, 2011

F.U.C.K.

Old english word that stands for Fornication.Under.Consent.ofthe.King

she totally wants to fornicate under consent of the king lol F.U.C.K.

by dtown305 January 11, 2009

F.U.C.K.

Used as an acronum when you sign a yearbook or autograph book of some kind (From Us Colored Kids)

One of the coolest dudes I met in high school. Take it easy and keep in touch. F.U.C.K.

by Kawi_dogg July 24, 2008

F.U.C.K.

One of those made up acronyms that means Forcination Under Consent of the King, which was to be posted on the doors of those lower class couples in some hella old English period that wished to engage in sexual intercourse outside of the sanctity of marriage or will to conceive.

Great news! We got our F.U.C.K. and we're good to go fuck.

by T Hizzle May 04, 2005