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T.O.F.T.S.

TOFTS = Too Old For This Shit.

TOFTS is an acronym of Danny Glover's famous line from the 1987 movie, Lethal Weapon. Ironically, using the expression "TOFTS" signifies how non-lethal one has become, because he/she is simply too old, for this shit. Utterance of the phrase usually indicates a tired disdain for the subject at hand, though not necessarily arrogance or elitism; often the subject will begrudgingly still engage in the subject (ala Danny Glover's character in Lethal Weapon).
Mel Gibson: It's GO time! Passion of the Christ!
Danny Glover: T.O.F.T.S.

Kid 1: I want a firetruck!
Kid 2: I want a dragon!
Kid 3: I want world peace!
Kid 4: I want to start a fire!
Kid 5: I want a pony, a magic easy bake oven, a Xbox, Justin Bieber tickets...
Santa: T.O.F.T.S.

Sarah Palin: Isn't your middle name Hussein? Like Saddam Hussein? Let's see some birth certificates!
Obama: T.O.F.T.S.
by Japcola April 21, 2011
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T.O.F.T.S.

I can't stay up late for The Office marathons anymore. I'm T.O.F.T.S.
by Alucrix28 October 21, 2009
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T.O.F.T.B

Tits out for the boys
A girl or woman with ample cleavage (frequently with lack of corsetry or other support) which is inappropriately exposed in public. So much so that it draws the gaze of all passersby regardless of gender, so astonished are others by the movement of said mammories
Often a rank attempt to gain attention from the specimens of the male gender. Only results in superficial attention though as they are hypnotised by seemingly independent movement during activities such as walking, running, climbing, and pole dancing.
Woah, check out that woman, outstanding T.O.F.T.B. dear god spare my eyes
by pumpkinhead99 November 6, 2010
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M.F.P.O.T.Y

mutherfucking party of the year
This will be the M.F.P.O.T.Y.
by dumbbrunnet September 6, 2014
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R.T.F.U.O.T.B.

Acronym for "roll the fuck up out this bitch," another way of saying "leave."
Origins trace back to white kids who listen to Lil' Jon too much and are too lazy to use actual words.
Josh: "Are we leaving yet?"
Jim: "Yeah let's R.T.F.U.O.T.B."
by jayohb33 November 5, 2008
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R-O-T-F-L-O-L

I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you R-O-T-F-L-O-L
by Ryan Fleming October 27, 2006
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