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R.O.F.L.M.A.O.S.P

rolling on floor laughing my ass of scaring people
did u see the guy who has a mangina! I R.O.F.L.M.A.O.S.P 'd so hard!!!! how the fuck does he have sex?
by neobomb3r April 25, 2011
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F.I.O.S

Figure it out, stupid. The go to reply for a dumb question.
Jeff: Hey, how do I hold all of these rubber bands?
Michelle: F.I.O.S
by makemewannashoop May 5, 2020
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F.O.N.S.

Future One Night Stand. To be immediately followed by a dual thumbs up while saying Arthur Fonzarelli's classic "Eyyyyyy..."
"See that little blonde over there? She's my F.O.N.S. Eyyyyyyyyy..."
by sakimoto33 August 21, 2011
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F.O.M.S

A bad case of the FOMS kept me distant and aloof at my great-aunt's 90th birthday dinner, as I texted my girlfriends for minute by minute updates on their wild night out.

Trish (at the 90th birthday party): Text to all her friends.
Hey guys.
Whats going on?
Who is there?
Is Mike there?
Who is he with?
Someone answer me. I am suffering from the F.O.M.S hardcore right now.

No response from freinds, because they are all busy.
by LLombardi May 11, 2008
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F.O.O.T.'s

"Those F.O.O.T.'s come into our town hog the streets, use our stuff, eat our food, trash our town, and leave us with the mess!"
by DR3WTASTIC July 13, 2012
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A.F.R.O.S.

The highest level of friendship; where no matter what you do, what you say, or what you are thinking, you are inseparable. Acronym: Always Friends Regardless Of Shit
After the secrets we've shared, despite the trouble we've caused each other, and the stupid things we'll always regret doing, him and I are A.F.R.O.S. for life.
by 🎩BourbonPictionary🎩 February 19, 2015
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"Your such a R.A.B.G.A.F.B.A.N.B.B.B.H.F.S.F.S.O.M.A.Y.H.C.T.P.T.F.O.A.S.A.R.A.N"
"Penis"
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