t.i.l.f.

teacher i'd like to f*ck.

Man, i've got a t.i.l.f. in history.

by emilyy. June 13, 2008

R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L

rolling on the floor laughing so hard that every time i got up i fell down again then hit my head on a table and my mom
had to take me to the hospital all because i laughed.

The other day I was R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L ... it was kind of embarrassing.

by Omnibender February 22, 2011

G.I.L.F.

Similar 2 MILF, insted of an M you add a G.

Gradmas I'd Like To Fuck

"Yo, Gustache check that GILF over there" "Daym her hips dont lie"

"When i went to the nursing home i saw quite a few GILFS." mmm

G.I.L.F.

by Yung baby face Killa June 20, 2007

F.I.L.O.

First In Last Out.

Based off the Nujabes song featuring Shing02 in the album Metaphorical Music. Demonstrates bravery at its finest.

Mark: Hey man, you survived watching The Notebook?
Albert: Oh, you know me. I'm always F.I.L.O.
Mark: Damn, you got some cojones. And I thought I just came back from Iraq.

by zikira August 24, 2009

S.I.L.F.

Sandwich I'd Like To Fuck

A Sandwich made so perfectly one would be able to fornicate with previously mentioned sandwich.

"Oh man, that was such a good sandwich I'd basically call that a S.I.L.F."

Guy 1: "dude I just had the best S.I.L.F."
Guy 2: "What?"
Guy 1: "SANDWICH I'D LIKE TO FUCK!"

by JoJo Martinez October 1, 2006

t.i.l.f

Teacher I'd Like to Fuck.

ex.
1) "OMG, did you see Mr. Finafrock."
"Yeah thats totaly a T.I.L.F!"
" WOW, you are so right OMG! I'd so hit that"

2) Mr.Weible is so not a T.I.L.F.!!

3) Mr.Sheiler is SOOOOO... in the happenings for a T.I.L.F.

4) Mrs.Giesey is so my Grandpa's T.I.L.F.

by Seather May 5, 2006

M.I.L.F.

Any woman in her early 30s to late 40s. These women are in danger of being attacked by horny teenaged boys.

"Hurhur, she's a MILF."
"Get therapy, dude."

by Anonymous January 30, 2003