B.F.E.

Beyond Fucking Egypt. -- Exceedingly far away. Evolved into Bum-fuck Egypt and Butt-fuck Egypt by morons with poor hearing.

"I had to park out in B.F.E., there is nothing remotely close."

by JGunner March 2, 2010

F.T.O.B.E.

Finger Tapping On the Brown Eye. Anal stimulation with a finger.

He was very surprised when I tried a little F.T.O.B.E.

by Highwayglitter February 8, 2004

e.b.f.

everything-but-fuck(ing)
Describes sexual activity that rounds all the bases but doesn't cross the plate.

How was your spring break?
Awful, my girlfriend hooked up with this guy while I was out of town.
They sleep together?
No, they e.b.f.'d, but I'm still pissed.

by Supafly TNT May 18, 2005

B.F.E.

Beyond Fucking Everything.
1. Out where the buses don't run.
2. Not a town, a wide spot in the road.
3. In the middle of NOWHERE

Man, I'm a city kid. I couldn't stand living in B.F.E.

by scandalousangel June 11, 2006

O.E.B.F.D.

Overly Exaggerated Bodily Function Disorder. To purposely over exaggerate ones sneeze, cough, fart, orgasm, ect.

Sorry about that I have O.E.B.F.D.

by Jmcknight81 May 9, 2022

B.F.E

An abbreviation for Butt-Fuck Egypt. Meaning out in the middle of no where.

I am so lost out here in the middle of B.F.E! All I see is grass and a dirt road in any direction I look.

by Daniwells89 July 29, 2016

B.F.E

Bum. Fucking. Egypt-used when you are mad or upset about a certain thing..

there is also B.F.M.T-which stands for
Bum. Fucking. Mrs. Thomas- it is described as a bum fucking a certain cheer coach.
often used instead of 'B.F.E'

girl1 Ugh theres no freaking parkin places..B.F.E!

OR

girl1 Ugh she gave me a hug..B.F.M.T!

by I am Austin Skye March 1, 2009