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Get the eye roller mug.A unit used to measure the rate of bullshit escaping from one's mouth over a defined period of time.
My girlfriend's ERPM (Eye Rolls Per Minute) reached dangerous levels as I tried to make up excuses on why my trip to Vegas ended with me getting married to a stripper and getting a butterfly tattooed on my ass.
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by Shay132 December 13, 2013
Get the eye rolling mug.Giving the indication of an immediate discredit of someone's ideas on software development by the rolling of eyes. Often the presenter of an idea is using Agile concepts or is known as someone who believes in Agile software development
Dave (who is a big fan of Agile development) talking to Ken (who thinks Agile is a bunch of ceremony with no substance) says "Hey Ken, it seems like we need to focus more on the CI results so we can make sure we have a potentially shippable product at the end of our sprint". Ken immediately slouches in his chair and gives the agile eye rolling as if to say with body language "oh great, more Agile whooey from Dave"
by JasonM July 27, 2008
Get the Agile Eye Rolling mug.Giving the indication of an immediate discredit of someone's ideas on software development by the rolling of eyes. Often the presenter of an idea is using Agile concepts or is known as someone who believes in Agile software development
Dave (who is a big fan of Agile development) talking to Ken (who thinks Agile is a bunch of ceremony with no substance) says "Hey Ken, it seems like we need to focus more on the CI results so we can make sure we have a potentially shippable product at the end of our sprint". Ken immediately slouches in his chair and gives the agile eye rolling as if to say with body language "oh great, more Agile whooey from Dave"
by JasonM May 17, 2008
Get the Agile Eye Rolling mug.The act of moving one's eyes in a way to be sassy and offensive. It's a non-verbal way to tell someone to "fuck off," much like giving the middle finger. Although they don't actually say "fuck off," that's what the gesture means in that manner.
Teenage daughter: *eye-rolling at father*
Father: "Don't tell me to fuck off!"
Teenage daughter: "I didn't!"
Father: "The fuck you didn't!"
Father: "Don't tell me to fuck off!"
Teenage daughter: "I didn't!"
Father: "The fuck you didn't!"
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