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eye fuck 

mr. wang's joke. woman gives a blow job to a guy using the eye socket.
There’s a guy in a mall and he walked into the girl’s bathroom (the lights are out) and feels this hot girl and he asked her for a blow job. They went into the stall and us she was giving him a blow job she was talking to him. He said, “wow, how could you do that, when you’re talking?” when they were done, she turned on the lights, and she was missing an eye! “Ew you eye fucked me? That’s nasty!”
eye fuck by Mr. Wang January 22, 2004

Eye Fuck 

1) when you think you see a hot chick and it's a dude with long hair. 2) When you think you see a hot chick from afar, but upon the close up walk by you see that she was a 'good from afar, but far from good'. 3) When you are checking out a hot chick who is walking by, you pause and wait to look as she passes behind you and the chick that actually walks by and you look at is a hag.
I thought I saw a hot chick, but it was just a dude with long hair; what an eye fuck that was.
Eye Fuck by MC Skankaholic July 3, 2017

Eye fuck 

archaic, from 1980s, but for old people, still useful. "Hard stare."
From 1988 Baltimore, one detective says to the other, as they watch a man they just convicted of murder brought out of the courtroom, "Is it time for the ceremonial eye fuck? I think we've earned it." As quoted by David Simon, Homicide, A year on the killing streets, 1991.
Eye fuck by Legal Scholar Adam March 24, 2015

eye-fuck 

When you are checking someone of interest out, pretty much undressing them with your mind and thinking about what it would be like ot fuck them. You're essentially fucking them with you're eyes.
Dude, that chick is totally eye-fucking me!
There's no one eye-fucking you.
eye-fuck by daniyg October 25, 2005

eye-fuck 

Guy #1: "Whoa, did you see your girlfriend check that guy out?"

Guy #2: "She did what?"

Guy #1: "Total eye-fuck, trust me."
eye-fuck by Yankee Brat December 15, 2007

Eye-fuck 

to literally fuck someone's eye
Dude I wanted to eye-fuck her so bad!
Eye-fuck by Uniz0r March 16, 2023