expresso your stresso and depresso

when your drinking a coffee and you just need to tell people how much of a downward spiral your life has been

i want you to expresso your stresso and depresso

by Spoopy Chicken October 3, 2018

Murder on the Orient Express

To engage in the act of sexual intercourse during a period of menstruation.

I can't tonight, it'd be Murder on the Orient Express

by steveysham January 20, 2011

.50 Action Express

The .50 Action Express is a powerful rebated rim cartridge developed by Evan Whildin (NOT the Israeli Army)of Action Arms specifically for the IMI Desert Eagle (NOT a close range combat pistol) The rim diameter of the .50 AE is the same as the .44 Remington Magnum cartridge for whcih the pistol was already chambered, consequently only a barrel and magazine change is required to convert a .44 Desert Eagle to the larger, more powerful .50 AE. All Desert Eagle pistols are gas operated automatics with a rotating bolt locking system similar to that found on the AR15 M16 rifles. The recoil of the .50 AE Desert Eagle is roughly approximate to 240 grain .44 magnum ammunition fired from a heavy revolver such as a Ruger Redhawk. Significant but not life changing.

Lamers who have no experience with guns outside of video games should probably not try to write about them.

by Q-Ball September 4, 2005

Hotel Expressionism

Far different from vandalism (such as throwing a television out of the window by its cord), but serious irrepairable structural damage to a Hotel Room. Generally associated with personal injury, destruction of personal property and/or inebriation. Essentially, general mayhem.

"Sorry about the bill for that Hotel Expressionism last night, but I'm an artist you know."

or

"Nice use of the minibar last night in your Hotel Expressionism exhibit"

by Matt Yee April 30, 2006

Circular Talk Express

John McCain's (McCant, McSame, et. al) bus that he travels on contradicting himself and trying to pretend that what he said in the morning is what he now totally disagrees with.

When McCant says that he supports the troops and veterans in one breath, and then tells you why he voted against things like the GI Bill and increase in health insurance, he is riding on the Circular Talk Express again.

by Cindy McCain October 27, 2008

Jam Pony Express

Jam Pony Express DJs began in Ft. Lauderdale, FL in 1981. It's original members are DJ Slic Vic, Diamond Dick, Hot Rod and Mr. M.B. Later members included Lock Cool Jock, Sporty "J" and Big Ace. Jam Pony's claim to fame was "regulating" on the microphone by cutting the music down and talking over the lyrics to create a new song. J.P.E. dropped an LP in 1994 on Express Records, which is affiliated with 2-4-1 Entertainment in Tampa.

"regulating" on the microphone by cutting the music down and talking over the lyrics to create a new song.

by 84boy November 17, 2004

American Express

A bank for the wealthy. Charge Cards. Pay off in full every month. Not meant for poor people

American Express Being Defined as a bank for the wealthy. "Damn dude did you see that guy with his Amex Gold? Nah dude that's a platinum or is it the rare centurion?". "Sarah has a gold amex, no it's her daddies credit card. Plunk factor- the sound of your metal credit card hitting the counter as you flex on the cashier. Flex value- first used by Brian Jung, To flex on poor people with your metal credit card so you can cut butter with it - Ask Sebby

by JP Morgan By Chase March 15, 2019