everman

The most romantic guy you will ever meet. Has perfect timing and is always giving you compliments. Deserves a lot of those compliments himself. Basically the fairytale version of the best guy you will ever meet

When we were at homecoming, Everman kissed me and told me that he loved me.

by Lynn.2019 September 30, 2018

every man's goal in life

when you finally fill the entire surface of water in the toilet with pee bubbles. getting laid comes in second.

Honey! grab the camera! i just completed every man's goal in life!

really? ill hurry!

Come on! theyre starting to pop!

by xyguy729 April 2, 2011

Everyband

ALL THE BANDS

"Is everyband at Firefly good?
"Yes."

by Mrs. Bands April 19, 2013

seth everman

big, large, lonely, music

that's how Seth Everman describes himself and I think that's lovely

by Itchyitchy December 25, 2017

Eversman defense

Defending one's self by telling that a previous statement was a joke. Mainly used when other people were offended by said statement.
It has nothing to do with the Army Ranger Soldier, but was highly used by a french mythomaniac using the pseudonym "eversman".

John : Dude, black people smell real bad !
Dan : Damn, you're such a racist John.
John : Hey, i was just kidding man !
Dan : Hey don't you pull some Eversman Defense on me.

by Sirob January 20, 2009

everymac

a humorous term for everyone.

Everymac is against me.

by uttam maharjan April 8, 2011

everymansdaughter

incestual sex partner for ervyone.(see deleted slut word i moved tis defintion from therre to here, it was incohernt and odsevne there its good here)

i am everymansdaughter 3times overtherhine a band fomr cincy

by jphg October 27, 2003